Unc Status

You're (really) old, lmao💀

Oh, you're a senior? High Unc Status💀💀

by Rob1nn_W May 22, 2024

Goldner status

The status of a dumbass that steals candy and red bull, and walks out the store with his hands full, grinning and waving to the employes at Fred Myers.

guy1 "wow look at the douch bag walking out of fred myers"
guy2 "goldner status"

by Andrwe Goldnre April 18, 2010

Peen Status

-When you have a Keyboard Warrior among you saying a lot of F**k Boy stuff on a social media platform.

(ex: What the f**k is this Peen Ass Status.)
(ex: why did that F**k boy make a Peen Status.)

by NewPlayer089 September 17, 2019

Statue Defender

Overweight, drunk, racist middle-aged Englishmen who use the defence of statutes as a cover for just being drunken racists in the middle of the working week.

Hey Sarah, want to go to the Hare and Hounds later?

No thanks Jane, that place is full of Statue Defenders.

by CallMeClive July 1, 2020

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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 11, 2025

damnerpost status

damnerpost status

I like damnerpost status.

by CDevIsTaken January 29, 2021

rlp status

This is an abbreviation of ReLationshiP status. RLP cause people too lazy to type an entire word these days.

Yo girl what is your rlp status? Not RIP but RLP cause I’m cool and use abbreviations

by Biff Beasley May 7, 2021