it's a term mostly used by dumb transphobic men, it's not a real sexuality.
fun fact: their flag colors are orange and black the same colors of the grindr app (a dating app for lgbtq+ people)
fun fact: their flag colors are orange and black the same colors of the grindr app (a dating app for lgbtq+ people)
james🐒: ayo bro i'm super straight and proud.
ryan: nah you are a social reject who made up your own sexuality because you want to be included into something you b00ty lickin monkey.
ryan: nah you are a social reject who made up your own sexuality because you want to be included into something you b00ty lickin monkey.
by urm0mb1tch March 7, 2021
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“Hey don’t you think you girl is so hot”No I’m super straight but that boy that’s under 18 is really hot even tho I’m over 18
by Br00k2G March 9, 2021
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to say, or do something 'stupid', or 'riddiculous'
she was straight trippin when she jumped over that invisible log she thought she saw runnin from 2nd to 3rd base
by thejoan September 9, 2003
Get the straight trippin mug.Euphemistic term used by a criminal suspect to ask police for a maximum of only 8 years in prison in exchange for a full confession to the crime for which he or she is charged.
Detective: We know you killed that old woman -- your blood is all over her apartment and on the knife sticking out of her dead body!
Suspect: Look, I already told you -- I ain't saying nothin' unless you give me a straight-8. If you can do that, I'll give you what you want.
Detective: 8 years for cold-blooded murder? I don't think so.
Suspect: Well, if you want a full confession, you know what I need.
Suspect: Look, I already told you -- I ain't saying nothin' unless you give me a straight-8. If you can do that, I'll give you what you want.
Detective: 8 years for cold-blooded murder? I don't think so.
Suspect: Well, if you want a full confession, you know what I need.
by Dr. Dave September 8, 2004
Get the straight 8 mug.1. A term sometimes used in place of "erection" or "boner"
2. Something you say when you need something really random in order to distract someone, often used to make a hasty escape.
*Mostly said in the rhythm of the Old Spice commercial in which Terry Crews says "Pa-pa-pa-pa-power!" (straight-up-gang-ster-penis!)
*Variations include down-right gangter penis, boomeranger gangster penis, and upsided perfect penis
2. Something you say when you need something really random in order to distract someone, often used to make a hasty escape.
*Mostly said in the rhythm of the Old Spice commercial in which Terry Crews says "Pa-pa-pa-pa-power!" (straight-up-gang-ster-penis!)
*Variations include down-right gangter penis, boomeranger gangster penis, and upsided perfect penis
1. Lukas: Ok so if Ben is 2 years younger than Isaiah, and Katie is 5 years older than twice Isaiah's age, and Thomas is currently 1/2 of Katie's age away from being an adult, how long will it be until Thomas is a teenager?
Me:... Well i'd have to say... as long as it takes for him to get a straight up gangster penis!
2.Some guy with a gun: AYO BITCH IMA SHOOT YOUR ASS!
Me: ....Straight up gangster penis!
Some guy with a gun: ...umm... LOLWUT!?
Me: *runs*
Me:... Well i'd have to say... as long as it takes for him to get a straight up gangster penis!
2.Some guy with a gun: AYO BITCH IMA SHOOT YOUR ASS!
Me: ....Straight up gangster penis!
Some guy with a gun: ...umm... LOLWUT!?
Me: *runs*
by Wazson8 November 8, 2010
Get the Straight Up Gangster Penis mug.the opposite of a "gay fish" in a South Park episode. Many people use the term to mean awesome, or cool. It is believed to be a slang term among teens in the central Pennsylvania area.
by a straight fisher (: January 1, 2010
Get the straight fish mug.An American program on Comedy Central, this show is a spoof of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy." It features four straight comedians (Curtis Gwynn, Billy Merritt, Kyle Grooms, Rob Riggle), who are known as the Flab Four. They make over a gay man on each episode so he can pass as straight.
The make-overs include lessons in poor manners, spartan home decorating, unfashionable wardrobes, and an overdeveloped ego to mask all personal failings. There were only three episodes.
The make-overs include lessons in poor manners, spartan home decorating, unfashionable wardrobes, and an overdeveloped ego to mask all personal failings. There were only three episodes.
In the three episodes of Straight Plan for the Gay Man, they made over a fashion salesman into a meatpacker (I-rony!), a yoga instructor into a jock, and an entertainer into a suave babe magnet.
by Lock Down April 12, 2008
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