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Goon Slave

A name used for someone who acts as another persons sidekick, often attached onto their master like a leech. The idea of a goon slave comes from the glazing the master receives from the slave, or in other terms 'receiving their goon'
Ethan: "All John ever does is follow me around"

Devon: "Yeah cause he's your little goon slave"
by DCG$ June 7, 2024
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Pro Slavery Guy

Wants me to not get paid for my labor and/or property.
Hym "Pro Slavery Guy admonishes Slavery Apologist. One is better than the other."
by Hym Iam February 26, 2025
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Gooner Slave

A pornography addicted without a goal in life that drowns that feeling my masturbating all day to online women who thinks people like them are disgusting.
"For mommy natalieexking I would do anything! I'm her gooner slave!"
by super_nigger March 14, 2025
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Tax Slave

Person who is willing to give their wages away so another individual can virtue signal their “superior” need to “help” people when that money is more likely to be embezzled via fraud.
California has a large Tax Slave populace so the Feds can divvy out the money for votes.
by TacitTangerine January 27, 2026
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The use of legalistic loopholes, cultural relativism, or economic arguments to defend exploitative labor practices (prison labor, debt bondage, abusive migrant worker contracts). It claims these systems are "voluntary" contracts, "cultural norms," or necessary for competitiveness, sanitizing coercion with the language of choice and law.
Example: Defending a corporation's use of prison labor by saying, "It teaches skills and reduces recidivism," while ignoring the perverse incentive to incarcerate and the sub-poverty wages. The modern slavery rationalization rebrands forced, uncompensated labor as rehabilitation and a bargain for taxpayers.
by Abzugal February 8, 2026
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Techno-Slavery

A term describing labor relations in the platform economy where workers, legally classified as independent contractors, are subject to algorithmic control as total as traditional slavery, without the protections of employment law. Techno-slavery includes practices like algorithmic wage fixing, unpredictable scheduling that demands constant availability, deactivation without cause, and rating systems that function as modern overseers. The worker is “free” to work elsewhere—but all platforms operate under similar conditions. Techno-slavery updates the master‑slave relation for the gig economy: the platform owns the means of assignment, the worker owns nothing but their device.
Techno-Slavery Example: "The app controlled his schedule, his pay, even his ability to work—he could be deactivated without appeal. He called it techno‑slavery: free to choose which algorithm exploited him."
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 26, 2026
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Digital Slavery

A term for the condition of being bound to digital platforms for essential services—work, communication, commerce, social life—under terms entirely controlled by platform owners. Digital slavery is not physical bondage but functional: you cannot opt out without losing access to the infrastructure of modern life. Your ability to work depends on a rating you cannot contest; your social life depends on a platform that can delete your account; your access to news depends on an algorithm you cannot see. Freedom is reduced to choosing which master to serve.
Digital Slavery Example: "She wanted to leave the platform, but her professional network, her banking, and her housing all required it—digital slavery, choice without exit."
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 26, 2026
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