scrunch

To simultaneously Squeeze and CRUNCH.

The classic problem of trying to scrunch twenty-eight poinds of
shit into a twenty-seven-pound basket.

by Chuck Hastings June 28, 2003

scruffies

when a man does not have a full looking beard or mustache, but has more than a 5'o'clock shadow.

That guy is so hot! I just don't know how he always has scruffies.

by nativepride2010 August 3, 2007

scrumping

To scrump. The act of sexual intercourse without romantic implications often in an awkward, uncomfortable setting.

Bill's back is sore from scrumping Sue in the port-a-john behind the drive-in last night.

by Slone Brooke February 25, 2009

scrub

the best way to describe a scrub is just a sucky person (someone who sucks at life or whatever event that he is being called a scrub in)

"Larry got rejected by three different chicks tonight. What a scrub

by Sum1 kul January 5, 2009

scrunt

The dried vag crust left in a pair of two day old panties.

When I found the scrunt in her panties, I was overjoyed, then I promply feasted.

by Joe Tellenbauer November 7, 2003

scrub

Someone who sucks at whatever they do.

Man, that Kwame Brown is a scrub.

by P-Diss May 13, 2005

Scrub

As described by David Sirlin in his e-book "Playing to Win"

A person who plays a competitive game with a personal set of rules that the designers game and the tournament community don't recognize. Usually these rules prevent the scrub from having to put forth the effort to to learn to beat tactics that are above his skill level in a game.

Scrubs will feel that those that don't follow their personal rule-sets as if they were cheating, and complain incessantly attempting to peer-pressure others into following their personal rules for the game.

Scrubs can be recognized by the cry of "That's cheap!" in most player vs. player, competitive video games.

Playing Street Fighter:
Scrub: "You just threw me, that's cheap as hell!"

Competitive player: "Stop being a scrub and learn how to tech throws..."

Playing a Trading Card Game:
Scrub: "Using deck lists off of the internet is unoriginal, and takes no skill since all of the cards are expensive..."

Competitive player: "Whatever, do you want to go best out of 6 now that I've beaten you three times in a row?"

by smitty76 October 25, 2011