Schmeat n' great

The act of docking and then flexing your penis' to mimic shaking hands

Matt and Andy met up and had a schmeat n' great, better than a hand shake for sure

by Pumpkin spice clitoris March 26, 2023

Schmeschmop

A term used in place of “whatever”

Why don’t you just turn in the form now?

“Schmeschmop.”

by memesaregodo April 3, 2023

Schmempo

A slur for disabled German people

Pronounced: Sh-mem-po

That kid over there in the wheelchair is a schmempo.

by Gruntius The Large April 4, 2023

Schmeesing

Using your friend's dick to eat mac and cheese or other small foods alike

yo bro can you come over? I wanna do schmeesing.

by MonkeManTheMasturbator April 13, 2023

schmeatup

A hookup, all greasy and whatnot.

Do you think he loves you or is it just a schmeatup?

by Jackib223 May 8, 2023

Schmetterling, Wyoming

the town where the innocent go to lie.

Residents of Schmetterling, Wyoming are rumored to be in the Witness Protection Program.

by TheARTisUS_dotcom May 14, 2023

schmegbee

The highest order of schmegalopics. The very foundation of schmeg itself. A true staple in our generation and a pillar of our humanity as a whole.

schmegbee shimbagwee a la peepo!!!

by Meepo? May 23, 2023