shit end of the stick

In days of old, before toilet paper and the Sears Roebuck catalog, a stick was used to wipe your rear clean in the outhouse. You had to be sure you grabbed the clean end of the stick, and not the shit end.

It was dark, and my dirty hand showed I had grabbed the shit end of the stick.

by arikgoldstein May 14, 2015

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Shit Ass Geek

A Shit Ass Geek (SAG) is an athlete who is either ill-equipped for their sport or wears impractical clothing. A SAG outfit usually consists of board shorts, polo (or wifebeater if you're ghetto), a headband and runners/flipflops. If someone is recognized as a SAG, it is generally assumed that they are not very skilled at the sport, though there are rare exceptions.

Shit Ass Geek: I am so cool i styled my hair this morning and i am wearing runners and long board shorts while playing racquet sports. i am pro.

(chinky accent)

* Walks away while swinging racquet in a pan-handled grip, trying to impress LG's*

by johnmagicson December 7, 2009

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Shit is fucked up and bullshit

Commentary on the economy during 2011 Occupy Wall Street protests. The grammar may be wrong, but the sentiment is there.

Suit: Get a job you lazy hippie!

Protester: Hey man, don't you know shit is fucked up and bullshit on Wall Street? There aren't any jobs left.

by 99Percent October 14, 2011

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Shit-Towel

An old towel, sock, rag, or t-shirt that is used as a means of wiping one's ass when no toilet paper is available, often left in a pile in a bathroom closet for repeat use.

Dude, we're out of buttwipe. You'll have to use this shit-towel.

by Herman P. Willis November 5, 2008

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