rusty porkchop

Grinding a penis between butt cheeks, using feces as lubricant.
I was rusty porkchopping the guy.
by Rusty Pork-chop August 09, 2022
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rusty crankshaft

When you get the shaft a penis very crusty and blistered; the goal is to have a really rough surface area to allow for a painful experience. Then crank your shaft by rubbing and pulling the skin of the penis to irritate it to the point of bleeding with open wounds. Let the blood dry to a dark red color to give it a rusty appearance. Proceed to continuously crank your shaft.
I really want to give myself a rusty crankshaft tonight.

Can you show me what a rusty crankshaft is?
by Jose VanSpankMe November 11, 2018
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Rusty edge

Very similar to the dirty sanchez. The rusty edge is when reminence of feces are left on the penis from anal intercourse representing the rusty edge of a sword. The rusty edge should be used to titty fuck or mark your sexual partner with an 'X'
Jeb: Gee, Monica is doing butt stuff with everybody these days

Bill: Someone ought to give her the ol' rusty edge
by bambambambambamambam February 29, 2016
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rusty kettle

A euphemism for genitalia (more commonly of the female variety) originating from Salad Fingers #1. Specifically refers to genitalia any person wishes to caress.
I’d like you to caress my rusty kettle.
I’d like to caress your rusty kettle.
by Mabaluf May 02, 2022
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rusty passport

When you do a line of coke off of a strippers ass in a foreign country.
Becky was wondering when Fahad was going to perform the rusty passport after their initial meeting in Amsterdam.
by thefanciestboop March 10, 2017
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Rusty hummer

When a person eats your ass, then gives you a blowjob.
Stan's dick smelled because he got a rusty hummer.
by IvanHoff April 21, 2023
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Rusty Flounder

When you have extremely underwhelming sex with a woman who puts forth zero effort and is offended when you ask her to get on top and fall asleep wishing you had just smoked a blunt and made a visit to the old PHub, only to find out in the morning that she painted your new bed sheets a rusted bronze with her explosive diarrhea that smells like lo mein.
I shoulda known she was gonna Rusty Flounder me when she ordered General Tso's Chicken AND Lo Mein.
by mdc for life September 04, 2019
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