Kentucky river valley

An act of draining the lizard with a partner. One partner sits down facing the tank of the toilet while the other proceeds to urinate down the first partners anal crevice.

Cousin Joey and I executed the Kentucky river valley cause granny only had one pisser.

by ShlankDaddy20 February 14, 2022

Jourdan River Steamer

When she eats boiled crawfish and get the bubble guts. You spread her meat flaps while she is releasing all her fury. All that seasoning covers her man in the boat. Now you have a Jourdan River Steamer

She loves getting a Jourdan River Steamer on the dock.

by Honkykong76 February 28, 2022

Toad River Sambo

When you steal someone’s identity, then fuck your own mother.

I pulled a Toad River Sambo because no one thought I would be capable of being an incredulous, psychotic douche bag.

by tumblebeerumble April 1, 2022

Rocky River High School

a high school in Rocky River Ohio with cool seniors, fugly freshmen, and a baller football and track team

bro idk wtm is tn so lets just pull up to rocky river high school parking lot and chill there

by Quandale D. May 4, 2022

Christopher River

Egotistical musty fuck who deadass has a giant schlong but is still a spoiled dipfuck with a hot mom.

"Man I fucking hate dropping the soap" -noah
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate

by iloveChrisSlander June 12, 2022

milk river

It sounds like a pervert sexual act but it's really just a river in Montana

Wanna fish the milk river?

by T_Cain June 14, 2022

Mississippi River Pee

The Specific water in the Mississippi River

I love drinking Mississippi River Pee it tastes like raw eggs

by KaiTheCrusader June 24, 2022