The greatest fuckin' town in history and the person putting river down just had no friends and hates the world.
Hey, Rocky River is the shit but there is a lot of loner gay people with no friends that think Rocky River sucks when its a perfectly good city there.
by imrichfuckbitches January 27, 2009
by CarlyKillsYouTM July 11, 2008
The goddamned best city in the world. Except for the fucking rich assholes that live in almost every part of it. 1/3 of the population is cool.
by Inotfunny May 29, 2015
Best goddamn Subarb in the world. All the kids from surrounding cities be like.... “Hey slime lets go to River.” This city has the best parties and most dank high schoolers with and unbeatable lacrosse team #riverup #pirates #oakwood?
Them: “Dude your from rocky river???”.....
Me: lol ya
Them: shit is it as cool as it sounds
Me: hell ya slime
Me: lol ya
Them: shit is it as cool as it sounds
Me: hell ya slime
by Lemmedrivetheboat_slime March 30, 2019
The act in which a man takes a shit in between a girl's tits and proceeds on pushing the tits together to smudge the shit around, finishing off by busting a load on the girl's chest.
by Jose the Janitor December 16, 2007
The act of lying on your back while someone hovers over you, spreading their cheeks as a drink is poured on their back. The liquid flows between the ass cheeks into your eager mouth.
by hotspicyboner February 1, 2023
a high school in Rocky River Ohio with cool seniors, fugly freshmen, and a baller football and track team
by Quandale D. May 4, 2022