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Pizza Ranch

Joey: Do you have pizza ranch in Texas

Liam: YEAH I DOOOOOOOO
by uncookedrice123 December 19, 2019
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Russell Ranch

A little cob house located in the Mojave Desert, which is also home to the souls of the Kings and Evans Familia.
Russell Ranch, located in the Mojave Desert, is my favorite place to be!
by yostuuuuuuuuupide grannie nati January 12, 2020
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National Rachael Day

May 8
The birthday and celebration of the most wonderful woman in the world. Do not call her Rachel.
Sofia: “Man! Today is National Rachael Day! Let’s get her some gifts to show her how much we appreciate her!”
Cameron: “Alrighty.”
by kawaiiuser69 February 2, 2020
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Dirty rancher

Hey man, I got me a dirty rancher
by Mr. Kandykane February 25, 2020
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hammer ranch

Hammer ranch is a slang term for sperm, aka "man butter".
My girl made us a salad for dinner so I offered her some hammer ranch for her bowl and let her know it added much more protein than regular ranch would!!
by Schmo mufuckin Dozer!! May 25, 2020
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jolly rancher tongue

if you like jolly ranchers, lollipops, or anything candy related that you can suck on then you're really good with your tongue in bed

you could also say that a person has a lollipop tongue
person 1: *eating a jolly rancher and playing with it with their tongue*
person 2: oh shit you must have a jolly rancher tongue
person 1: maybe I could use my tongue for something else 🥵
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Ram Ranch 202

The much anticipated 202nd entry in the Ram Ranch series where a war breaks out of epic proportions at Malibu Beach. The US Army, along with the 40 naked niggers board the cock ship to rescue the Ram Ranch cowboys when they find Thor fucking Batman, and decide to join in. As they go deeper into the cock ship, they find Keanu Reeves fucking Andalla in a similar way to Thor and Batman. Later on again, they find Spider-Man fucking the shit out of Prince Harry. This is truly the most ambitious crossover in the history of media itself.
"Ram Ranch 202 is the best song ever created, don't you agree?"

"Hell yeah."
by Ram Ranch Cowboy October 17, 2020
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