pumpk

term of endearment; thought to be the love of one's life; short for "pumpkin"

Hey, pumpk!

You're my pumpk!

by beautifulpearl September 10, 2006

pump the tea

1. To tell someone's buisness
2. To put someone on blast for not telling the truth
3. To let someone in on the secret

"Let me pump the tea. He lost his job a long time ago."

"If you want to know something, go to her and she will pump the tea."

by Sir Shakes Alot May 29, 2007

Pumpiss

When you poop and pee at the same time.

whoops I just pumpissed my pants

by Simple Simon the pieman October 23, 2009

25 pump and dump

When having sex with a girl missionary style, you pump 25 times, dump your vomit, then run.

Yesterday i was 25 pump and dumping on this girl and now i think she hates me.

by Logofresh May 27, 2016

pump ship

(verb) to defecate, to crap

She went upstairs to the shithouse because she needed to pump ship

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

pump

The act of taking a piss and a dump at the same time, or in the same 'sitting'.

"dude, I just took the biggest pump... now i'm 4 pounds ligher!"

by Chris DaCamel47 July 4, 2009

pimpy

(n.) a small pimple

tina: my wedding is tomorrow and my face is breaking out!
sarah: calm down, it's just a few pimpys.

lauren: i tought i had a huge pimple right in the middle of my forehead but when i looked in the mirror it was just a pimpy. i should be able to cover it up before my date tonight.

by DJ Dypa September 4, 2009