Polish Microphone

Pilots on long flights in small aircraft would often install in a small funnel attached to a rubber hose that ran out side. If necessary they would use funnel to relieve themselves during the flight
No need to stop at the next gas station said Bill. I'll just use the Polish Microphone
by Largo 7 May 29, 2014
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Trouser Polisher

Derogatory term for Management or admin staff who spend most of their life sitting behind computers. Typical activity involves passing down edicts to the shop floor that normally involve measuring performance.
Here’s another load of shit bobbing down the stream from those fucking Trouser Polishers.
by Brian Elland November 22, 2023
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polish hair net

A pasta fork; apoon-shaped instrument with prongs for lifting long-stranded cooked pastas, such as spaghetti.
"I can't find my fucking racist thing!"
"Your what?"
"My Polish hair net! This thing!"
"You mean a pasta fork?"
"Yeah my grandmother calls it a Polish hair net, I think it's a Dutch thing, they're really racist."
by Not So Super Mario September 21, 2013
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Trophy Polisher

An inferior male who prefers his own company, and engages in self-adoration through copious masturbation.
Don always felt that everyone was inferior to his excellence, and undeserving of his greatness. He was an expert trophy polisher and gave himself lots of praise and encouragement in all of his alone time.
by Alt Hype April 19, 2018
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Black Toenail Polish

Black toenail means you are sexy as hell, have the sweetest tasting pussy, great at sucking dick, and the most beautiful green eyes
You see that girl over there with the black toenail polish? I bet her pussy tastes like cotton candy.
by Magin May 21, 2023
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polish dinner

When you cover your genitalia with sauerkraut and kielbasa and mustard and your girl gobbles it up.
That girl said she wasn't hungry, but when i showed her my polish dinner she dove in and didn't come up for air until the mustard was gone.
by clevermeats November 22, 2015
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you can polish a turd

timmy:look jimmy! a polished turd
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try
by raybeez February 13, 2022
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