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Multi-place

When people (usually Coloradoans or New Mexicans) insist or demand that another person be in one or more places simultaneously.
They seriously believe that people from other locations have this gift as they do, and will have a meltdown if you don't comply with this common demand (in their states.)
Not to be confused with multi tasking.
Multi-place means to have yourself in multiple places at once.
Your friend from New Mexico:
"Hey! Come over and have dinner with me."
You: "Sorry. I can't. I'm pulling a 14 hour workday with no breaks."
Your NM friend: "That's ok. Multi-place Come over right now and eat with me or I'm finished associating with you deadbeat from Iowa!"
You: " Please show me how to multi-place".
Or:
Boss one in Denver: "You're working 9-8 next Wednesday at my store, or you're fired!"
You: "I can't. I work 9-8 in Englewood next Wednesday at the other ____ store".
Boss one: "You'd better be at my store or else!"
Boss two: "You'll be working at my store that day and time, or else, New Yorker! Multi-place yourself like everyone else!"
You : (addressing both bosses from same company) "How can I be at your store while I'm at his store? How do I multi-place ? I don't know how to multi-place."
Both bosses : "Hahahaha that's for you to figure out, outsider! Hahahaha!"
by Nightskies Aurora August 6, 2016
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strategically placed selfie

When a person makes it a point to put high quality selfies on their Snapchat story in hopes that their potential date will see it and respond.

Can be shortened to "SPS" for efficiency purposes.
Do you think Eric's snap is an strategically placed selfie (SPS) for me?

I need to put up a strategically placed selfie (SPS) for Eric to see.
by DontTellEric June 28, 2017
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a school that nobody really wants to go to. teachers enjoy putting the students through misery. the teachers love to catch kids "monqing" in class. The only person in the whole school that this wouldn't pertain to would be Ms Lynch. Otherwise, your stuck with Olsen.
that kids going to jail? he must be going to markham place school.
by whatsupppppp February 10, 2018
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markham place school

HOME OF THE WARRIORS! school where your bout to be punished if u running in the hallway. teachers love to put misery upon you . the only person who this wouldn't apply to is Mr.Nolan definitely not mr Olsen. Listen if ur thinkin bout switchen think again. CLASS OF 18
That dudes going to jail? He must be going to markham place school.
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3rd place trophy wife

A woman, who would not necessarily be viewed as beautiful, but because of her husband's ability to secure a younger gal is seen by him as a great catch.
After he divorced his wife of 42 years, old Goldsmith got himself a 3rd Place Trophy Wife.
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