Pirate's privates

Meaning something is 'the best', like the 'bees knees'

Created by;
Yakushi--Kabuto @ deviantART.com

"Dude, did you see that episode of Naruto the other day?"
"DUDE! That episode was the pirate's privates!"

-> Example by Yakushi--Kabuto @ deviantART.com

by dA addict June 23, 2009

Pineapple Pirate

A Colonial Ages pirate who would literally take down ships in the Central Americas in search for pineapples. A pineapple pirate was under the expression that the East India Trading Company had been smuggling coins and maps through the insides of pineapples. The pineapple pirates didn't last long as this fatal joke got the best of them. They were permanently extinguished when trying to pirate the ship "The Augury" who didn't have any pineapples, but lots and lots of guns.

Pineapple Pirates: "Hey you, give us all your pineapples or die"

The Augury: "Is this some kind of joke?"

Pineapple Pirates: "Yes it is called fatal humor"

The Augury: "Humorous because this is a British Warship"

by GardenGnomeX September 23, 2009

scat pirate

Somewhat like the angry pirate only this time with feces. Slap a large blob in one eye of the victim then proceed in kicking them in one leg, now observe & enjoy!

'scat pirate', the angry pirate..only better!

by ammeg h December 7, 2009

agenda pirate

A person who presumes to know everything about every agenda item in a meeting and talks over the assigned presenter. This person interjects their experiences and opinions regardless of relevancy, accuracy or interest.

"Who presented at the conference?"
"well, 5 people were supposed to, but the agenda pirate kept taking over"

"Today, the agenda pirate took over and explained the lives and responsibilities of teachers and students in China, even though she has never been there"

by smartypants2011 January 26, 2011

pirate passage

when a scurvy young scaly wag whants to be a part of the crew, they get on their knees, and let a trusted mate pour rum all down their gizzzaaarrd while two swabys beat em with de sticks .. ha

that dirty dog took the pirate passage .. yyyaaaarrrerggg

by never d mind August 6, 2008

porn pirate

Someone so addicted to porn, they'll view it any where and it's all they think or talk about

Tommy is a real porn pirate - he even watches it at work

by ditch_doc March 22, 2015

pirate hooker

An ironically affectionate term for a woman. Often the superficial definition of whore or slut is used and implied, but most usages don't actually imply the woman is a "whore" or "hooker" but in fact its a joking compliment to a woman's personality when she is singles and looking for a partner.

Synonym:pirate wench

Oh my god Susan, I can't believe you're into him! You're such a pirate hooker!

by Turtledee November 22, 2015