pineapple

Dildos for real men

Guy 1: man hand me some dildo-shaped produce?
Guy 2: *hands him a pineapple*
Guy 1: this is what separates the boys from the men

by 99coronasonawall March 16, 2020

Pineapple hairs

The green "hairs" on the top of a pineapple

That man's pineapple has some nice pineapple hairs

by Shadowking4 January 28, 2022

Pineapple

The white man watermelon

Guy 1: Dude you're eating pineapple. That's literally the white man watermelon.

by Fart.com February 7, 2020

pineapple cocktail

The act of consuming excessive pineapple with the intent of sweetening your semen, only to realize no one is there to taste test, forcing you to jizz in your own mouth alone.

Poor Bob couldn’t find anyone online, so he stayed home and had a pineapple cocktail.

by TheJestersBlog January 10, 2023

Pineapples

A tropical fruit with with a big rigid top

Gary uses pineapples for personal pleasure on lonely nights.

by Lalabbygurl June 9, 2018

Pineapples

Gay Femboy

Gay Femboy Pineapples

by Jay(AAS) November 23, 2023

Pineapple

code word just in case a dick slapper walks in the building and we need to look like we’re working

We got a pineapples coming in the building

by Maythe4th December 2, 2020