Porn for boys is like periods for girls

Males going through puberty will definitely watch porn just as females going through puberty will definitely have a period.

My mother asked me as a 14 year old boy at the dinner table, “You don’t watch porn do you, son?”

As I hesitated to respond, my father retorted, “Linda, porn for boys is like periods for girls.”

by Jose f August 14, 2024

Full Stop Period

Writing a song about how some female ain't shit. Full Stop Period.

Double back on her fast, don't spill shit on this amiri. took a full Stop Period.

by prosvsjoesamronstbrown October 14, 2025

Man Period

The term used to describe a dude who’s being moody and intolerant and complaining.

‘Kelsey, you dumbass! You kicked me!’ Mark yelled.

‘It was an accident!’ Kelsey replies.
Mark rolled his eyes.
‘Someone’s on their man period,’ Kelsey whispered to herself.

by RatAthlete June 6, 2021

Periods

BOYS when a girl is on her period she may be a bitch but don't you fucking dare to upset her or she'll give you a bitch slap also buy her comfort foodmost of the time this is chocolate but... It could be any food that makes her happy also if your girlfriend needs you to get her pads DO NOT ASK SOMEONE EXEPT FOR HER and dads same thing its okay to ask an employee than she unleash Godzilla on you also if she doesn't want to go out DONT FUCKING FORCE HER or she will once again unleash Godzilla

Girl=babe I'm on my period can you get me food and pads
Boy=*at shops* bAbe WhAT sIZe d0 YoU wEAr
Lesson don't annoy hormonal girls on their periods

by Th0000tttttt April 24, 2020

Period

The uterus shedding layers which feels like being stabbed by a knife in your lower abdomen and causes blood, breakouts, mood swings, cramps, and cravings.

Me: *sobs*
My bestie: “what’s wrong?”
Me: “ period”
My bestie: “I’ll get the hot water bottle”

by ReeseMaggiearemypuppies February 27, 2024

Period

a thing that happens once a month for girls and blood leaks out of their vagina

O NO i got my period

by Bob su November 25, 2019

Period wizard

A partner that has a very stressed out girlfriend, whose stress prevents them from having periods. The period wizard makes their girlfriend feel much better, causing them to not be too stressed to have a period.

Girlfriend: "I used to be too stressed to have periods, but then I got with this period wizard and BOOM! period."

by Nex2950 September 4, 2021