Dude, Jimmy, your new friend Steven is pretty short. He's like only one millimeter tall, and he keeps biting my peter. Oh ya, don't worry about him, he's just a millimeter peter eater.
by Daniel M. Baker March 23, 2008
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Ex-friend of the MWPP, current minion of the dark lord, the one no one loved.
He may be a backstabbing, cowardly son of a bitch, but he's the best cowardly son of a bitch ever.
He may be a backstabbing, cowardly son of a bitch, but he's the best cowardly son of a bitch ever.
by Alex Kyle July 29, 2004
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Had a wife and couldn't keep her.
Found some friends who could stand the smell.
And handle the fiery taste as well.
Had a wife and couldn't keep her.
Found some friends who could stand the smell.
And handle the fiery taste as well.
by E from the East. April 3, 2009
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