Patrick Blanton

Patrick is a little asshole and has even had a micro-Penis when he tries to have sex with girls when he starts showing. his penis run SO FAR AWAY, he even has to use a special condom called Mirco-condoms.

Patrick blanton. Get your micropenis off me and fuck off asshole

by Gayguys_yea December 7, 2021

Patrick

Jew, small cock huge nose. Likes cowgirls

Here comes Patrick look at that nose he could smell buttpussy from a mile away

by DoctorDickRespect December 29, 2021

Patrick

A tall skinny dude who loves to be crazy! Has amazing eyes but is afraid of eye contact. Has his strong political views, loves to workout, and sports. He has the best taste in music and will spam you with memes. Patrick doesn’t know how special he is but will see once he finds the right girl. Don’t let go of your patrick guys.

Patrick

by Sarah Ben March 8, 2022

Patrick

Patrick is a tall guy with blue eyes. he is hot and funny. he is the best lover and kisser you will ever meet and he has a gigantic cock!! but will still treat you right.

Damn Patrick is so good in bed i just wanna have sex all the time with him

by Carlogi person!! March 9, 2022

Patrick

A man with many highly attractive feminine features. Patricks are typically less muscular and tall compared to the average male. However, Patrick has a voluptuous, plumpy, ass which helps him attract many cute boys. Patrick has a very small waist that catches the eye of any man. Patrick will dazzle you when he twerks his fat saggy ass. Although not common among men, Patrick has large breasts that provide milk for his friends and girlfriends (many girlfriends). Patrick typically donates sperm to have children because after highschool he never encounters women again.

Cute boy: Hey bro... I think I have a crush
Cute boy's friend: Who's the lucky lady?
Cute boy: Its not a lady. Its Patrick 😻😻.

by Paxiflication March 11, 2022

William Patrick Gol

ew williams a stinky poo.

Will: "trolled by the troll god"

William Patrick Gol moment

by AnonymousHacker3000 March 17, 2022

Patrick Henry Academy

the school where everyone thinks moneys over everything , never cares about other peoples feelings and has a lot of horny assholes. lots of kissing and fucking behind bleachers, in trucks , and in woods at PHA !

does patrick henry academy think moneys over everything?

yes that’s also where the little whores fuck and her pregnant

by justvibin1232 March 23, 2022