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Smart as paint

Modern usage should be an insult. Just add "literally." Original meaning from the 1800s: clever or intelligent. First said by Long John Silver, a pirate (an occupation known for excellent grammar?) in "Treasure Island." But how smart is paint, really?

If your target researches the phrase, dictionariies only have the original, complimentary definition --- which becomes a sneaky insult if you add "literally."
You're as smart as paint, literally. Don't be offended. I was just paraphrasing a compliment from "Treasure Island." It's a literary classic.
by Albino Raven August 25, 2023
mugGet the Smart as paintmug.

Paint the wall

When someone mainly in prison anally rapes some one and gets poop and blood all over its penis so they smear their penis on the wall like a paint brush know as paint the wall.
Don't let me catch you alone or else I'ma paint the wall with your ass
by ScatPackWallPainter June 17, 2025
mugGet the Paint the wallmug.

Tribal Face Paint

When someone on their period sits on your face.
“Oh yeah dude! I felt like chief of the tribe when she rode my face! Tribal Face Paint all over!”
by Furphobic November 23, 2023
mugGet the Tribal Face Paintmug.

painting the post

Having sex with your girl while she's on her period.
by Timothyjbrick April 12, 2019
mugGet the painting the postmug.

Paint

Something to eat when something is bad
Ate cheese that tastes like the smell of the cheese section of Stop & Shop if it were food? Eat PAINT!
by Stiky glue March 16, 2022
mugGet the Paintmug.

Paint the sky

One day I’ll paint the sky pretty for you. “
by aka.zadari November 12, 2023
mugGet the Paint the skymug.

Hard in the paint

When she doing her thing, she go hard in the paint
by anonymous May 10, 2022
mugGet the Hard in the paintmug.

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