Short Range Fucker

A short range fucker is a shotgun you will find only in desert trench warfare.

Do not mix this with a long range fucker.

"Grab the short range fucker, they are closing in" - Sammar Al-Hayed, the famous Islamic comedian

by PyroC February 28, 2022

Short bus deligaton

Group of people when they get together, act so foolishly that you think they rode the short bus together.

Look at these guys from hooters. They obviously think the girls are hot. To bad they’re apart of the Short bus deligaton

by Colin33448 November 22, 2017

Seminal Short Cake

When a short, robust woman is cream pied

Dude! Last night I turned my girl into a seminal short cake.

by Blossom_Shinagains September 21, 2019

Eat My Shorts

Bart simpson's PG way of saying "Eat My Ass"

"eat my shorts!"

by AugustTheHornyInventor July 24, 2022

Short Arm Syndrome

when a male (typically of teenage years/ one who plays minecraft) has a large ego, therefore thinking he is the best. Often, he will boast or brag. Abbreviated as S.A.S

John plays with his cannons so much, he's developed Short Arm Syndrome.

by young_volcanoes September 19, 2017

short ladder attack

A situation where extremely large numbers (thousands) of very tiny trades (100 shares or less) are done at approximately the same share price (within a penny or two) for a short period of time (typically <30 minutes) that causes the tools, software, and websites that retail investors use to buy/sell stocks to fail. Examples of failure include graphs that were showing the activity of the stock while the markets are open suddenly disappearing and showing "Data Not Available". Where multiple attempts are made to view the graph and continue to fail for a period of time. Inability to view the current stock price, current volume, current translations in progress, or other details due to server failure or sever overload. Inability to log in to investment websites to change buy or sell stocks because the websites do not respond or do not load. Server error messages when submitting a buy or sell order that prevents it from being registered with the market. It is rumored that these types of attacks are done to prevent retail investors from being able to buy the stock so that the hedge funds can drive down the price and purchase it at a lower price using tools, software, and websites that are not available to retail investors.

The short ladder attack prevented the average investor from being able to purchase shares at the lower price and by the time it was over, the price was already back up to where it was.

by JustAnAverageBloke2021 February 4, 2021

short a couple chromosomes

idiom/adjective phrase: to be mentally deficient in a very noticeable manner.

Etymology:

From the fact that many cases of mental retardation involves having an abnormal number of chromosomes.

Notes:
Funnily enough, means the same thing as "to have a couple extra chromosomes". "To be short a couple chromosomes" is perhaps a more natural way of expressing the idea as it plays to the human intuition that "more is better" and also because it is very easy to imagine how someone without the normal number of chromosomes could turn out retarded; however, "to have a couple extra chromosomes" may actually be more accurate in most cases. The most common genetic cause for mental retardation is Down's syndrome, which actually involves having more chromosomes than the normal person (a third copy of chromosome 21, to be precise).

I asked Zoe why her cousin was such a manchild, and she said, "Oh, he's short a couple chromosomes."

by Choosy Floozy November 24, 2019