Number Spew

When one types a string of random number. Invented by ig: @el_lightning

“You just became 152838353x more attractive” — “152838353” being the number spew

by BlukillatheBaddie June 12, 2018

number 3.1

When you’re using your breat pump but forget to screw on the bottles so it leaks on your crotch and when you finally notice you’re sad you’ve lost all the milk so you start crying and pee yourself

Things sleep deprivation lead to: today I started pumping at work but forgot to screw the bottle in. I’ve now officially wet my pants at work... just with milk instead of pee. I got so emotional that I cried and peed myself and made a number 3.1

by DoubleDashes July 12, 2018

Numberized

When you dab while giving certain things numbers.

Person1: you are number one (dab) you are number two
Person2: ohh you numberized those things.

by swompy September 28, 2018

Number One

A descriptor of someone of great importance or just an amazing person.

"Yeah, Stefan Karl is the real number one!"

by Sparkythedef October 2, 2018

Number one

We are number one.

We are number one.
***Meme intensifies***

by The Real Robbie Rotten February 21, 2019

Number 4: Hail Satan

Number 4: Hail Satan is a new meme of Top 15s or Chills, which is also a prequel to the Number 15 BKFL meme.

- Dude u know Dora the Explorer's backmasked theme?
- Chills: Number 4: Hail Satan - Dora the Explorer.

by epicjake777 May 22, 2019

Number 3

n. (NUM-burr THR-ee) A condition characterized by the sudden onset of an acute and intense inchy sensation, centered on an individual's anal sphincter, and which demands the immediate attention of those afflicted. The condition is caused by two distinct factors: 1. Improper/ ineffective post-bowel movement wiping techniques, generally associated with laziness or other hurried factors, and 2. Physical activity necessitating the use of an individual's legs and buttocks, such as walking. There are multiple theories which attempt to explain the mechanics which lead to the condition, most studies point to the combination of drying feces and taint sweat to explain the end result of the condition.

v. The act of ass wiping, generally in the standing position, for the purposes of removing the poo/sweat slurry from an individual's stink-star, as well as the only known method of relieving the intense itching sensation associated with the condition.

Stanley: Man, this hike has really been swell, don't you think Dre?

Dre: Yeah, I guess, but you rushed me back at the house when I was going Number 2. And now, I got a serious case of Number 3!

Boomquisha: You two are nasty, I don't even know why I'm here...

Stanley: Don't worry Dre, if you can't make it back, I'll give you my shirt to use to go Number 3 find that tree.

Dre: Bet

by BigNutzCracker July 6, 2019