Your nerd whistle is blocking my cupholder.
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You left your nerd whistle plugged into my computer and now my CD drive can't open.
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You left your nerd whistle plugged into my computer and now my CD drive can't open.
by Nocus February 20, 2009
Get the nerd whistle mug.Someone who is a tryhard at something. Can be used as a general insult. Derives from use by the king.
by xKINGGDEEGx June 29, 2021
Get the Nerd Merchant mug.A term used to label a person (often female but could be male) who is academically gifted, but has a terrible personality and terrible appearance to match with it — all while trying to seduce and prey on any single or taken person.
This video game convention after party is full of nerd hoes. Their dull gazes are following me and it’s really making me uncomfortable. Oh wait, are they trying to seduce me from afar? Ew—
by The first nerd hoe April 12, 2019
Get the nerd hoe mug.Person who either bought a nintendo, xbox, or playstaion. Not all people who have consoles are console nerds. A console nerd is a die hard fan who can tell you why their console is the best in 6.9 seconds
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Get the Webmaster Nerd mug.by mwadlifeforlife September 1, 2023
Get the mwad is a nerd mug.Someone who has an obsession with studying the optimal protocols in terms of diet training and supplementation to in the words of Elliot Hulse "become the strongest versions of themselves". Said people are characterized by frequented analysis of studies, obsessive record keeping, and spending almost if not all of their free time in a gym of some kind, and for whatever reason tend to correct EVERYONE they run into at a gym.
In the context of training:
*someguy bragging about how good distance running is for conditioning *
Guy 1: Oh man this guy really knows what he talking about
Strength nerd: Eh, not really. He doesnt take into account the fact that increasing the capacity of the aerobic energy system without developing a solid base of strength will limit our overall work capacity, prevent the development of the anaerobic system which we actually use in *insert sport name here* and leave us weak and out of shape. Our time would best be spent doing heavy deadlifts.
In the context of dieting:
Guy1: To lose weight you need to eat 5-6 times a day every 2-3 hrs. It increases the thermic effect of food
Strength nerd: Well it doesnt really work that way. The thermic effect of food is diactated by ones over all caloric intake over a certain period of time so increasing meal frequency would accomplish nothing.
In the supplement context:
Guy1:You need to take a whey protein shake exactly 30 minutes after your workout
Strengthnerd: While taking a protein shake is a good idea muscle protein synthesis is elevated for up to 36 hrs after you have stimulated a muscle group leaving a far larger window than 30 minutes postworkout. I certainly wouldn't recommend waiting say 8 hrs. there is really no need to rush
*someguy bragging about how good distance running is for conditioning *
Guy 1: Oh man this guy really knows what he talking about
Strength nerd: Eh, not really. He doesnt take into account the fact that increasing the capacity of the aerobic energy system without developing a solid base of strength will limit our overall work capacity, prevent the development of the anaerobic system which we actually use in *insert sport name here* and leave us weak and out of shape. Our time would best be spent doing heavy deadlifts.
In the context of dieting:
Guy1: To lose weight you need to eat 5-6 times a day every 2-3 hrs. It increases the thermic effect of food
Strength nerd: Well it doesnt really work that way. The thermic effect of food is diactated by ones over all caloric intake over a certain period of time so increasing meal frequency would accomplish nothing.
In the supplement context:
Guy1:You need to take a whey protein shake exactly 30 minutes after your workout
Strengthnerd: While taking a protein shake is a good idea muscle protein synthesis is elevated for up to 36 hrs after you have stimulated a muscle group leaving a far larger window than 30 minutes postworkout. I certainly wouldn't recommend waiting say 8 hrs. there is really no need to rush
by Strengthnerd5 April 20, 2013
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