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Moises

Someone who can be over energetic at times, but doesn’t like to stand out. The want to make new friends but are usually too shy to speak, they tend to have dark secret(or past) but will keep themselves viewed as positive. Doesn’t care for their looks and though they don’t like attention they also don’t like to be alone. So if you see a Moises just try talking to them casually but try not to throw to many things at them.
Guy:wow that Moises is such loner what a loser
Girl:nah he’s pretty cool just try talkIn to him, he’s actually kind of fun to hang around with:)
by Kingderp180 March 15, 2018
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Moose Man

Women love him. Geese Man’s mortal enemy. Moose fear him.
Moose Man: “They call me Moose Man”
Moose: *trembles*
by yerxa December 11, 2020
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Lays Plastiqué la Moose

East Berlin delicasy that is delicatessen cured meat, typically salami, with heavily processed fromage and a sweet paprika crunch topping. Ingredients can typically be gotten from any local corner shop, prepared and warmed on a household radiator. A great accompaniment to a dry pastry and seaweed non sausage roll.
Amazingly, Susie managed to evade airport security and make the flight. After copious amounts of Jack Daniels, she was delighted when Stuart carefully prepared her Lays Plastiqué la Moose for supper.
by Sharkey & Bubbles March 10, 2023
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Moose Stuff

Things done with or by a Moose.
Guy:"What's moose stuff?"

Moose:"Whatever you want it to be; I can have sex with you or I can just stand over there and drink from that lake, and everything in between...

Guy:"Get in..."
by Mooselvr January 11, 2008
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Mooseconflappers

A word that generally means any swear word such as: crap, shit, fuck, dammit, etc.

It is normally used by Canadians, since they are in the moose country.
Oh mooseconflappers! I forgot to pack my lunch for the day!
by Cucumb3rs March 15, 2009
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Moises

Moises is basically a person with a big heart but has dark secrets and only tells the ones he can trust.He is a person that has a lot of girls that like him and a lot of boys that hate him.He is also know to be very smart and has a lot of different types of friends.He usually doesn’t fight but when he does his enemies wish that they didn’t get him angry so Moises is a person who will Also take care of you and Moises can get more girls than other Males.If you ever get in a relationship with him he is the perfect one.
Girl:Oh My God Moises is the perfect person

Boy:Shut up,I am better than him

Girl:You just jealous because he can get girls,not like you
by Mr.Know-It-Al482 November 9, 2018
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Shredded Moose

Webcomic lauded as the worst ever, and one of the most misogynistic ones to boot. This comic teaches that date rape and abortion are funny, feminists are orcs ("The Feminist Horde") and being smart will never get you laid.
Not to mention it is also a complete ripoff of Penny Arcade in regards to art style
This site explains everything
http://badwebcomics.blogspot.com/2007/09/shredded-moose.html

I think the creators of shredded moose have actually never had a girlfriend before.
by Supreme_Bananas August 13, 2008
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