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Moosecock

A male organ for procreation and the extreme pleasure of women, which is extremely unorthodoxed in size and unparralleled in girth.
The Buffasella has been known to seriously injure and finish women with the MOOSE-cock.
by Tyranny "got-fingered" Hack November 3, 2003
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Moose

What a Canadian writer, or poet, or other challenged artisan consults for inspiration.
Sometimes misspelled as Muse.
Awww, Eh... Like I'm stuck... I gotta consult my Moose, eh...
by Crow1670 February 4, 2009
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Moose

Plural: Moosen
The most awesome animal/beast that exists on the Earth. They could beat up a shark, shoot a terrorist from 5 miles away, and reduce your mortgage payements all at the same time! Although they are very awesome, they are still friendy creatures. Until they attack you.
Yo dude! You see that moose rip that shark's jaw apart?!

Yeah, and he also reduced the time it will take to pay off my house and/or car by 3 or more years!
by Moose Mahn September 19, 2009
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Moose Drool

The combination of sweat, fumunda cheese and vaginal secretions in the area of female genitalia, equivalent of Duck Butter and most likely caused by an irritated moose knuckle.
Yo, that nasty bitch must have a gallon of Moose Drool in her pants.
by Mr. Doodles October 27, 2017
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Oh Scuba Moose

Only the best Call of Duty player in existence. If the Moose joins your game, you forfeit immediately.
pingu-newb : "woah i'm going 3-0 bogz!! OH NO ITS OH SCUBA MOOSE, well there goes my kill-to-death."

*3-50*
by OHSCUBAMOOSE February 22, 2009
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Mooshy

When one has eaten so many Mushrooms or dropped acid so many times that there brain stops functioning the way they expect it to and they begin hearing things that they would not normally have heard.
1: SO what are we gonna do?
2: I don't know.
1: What?
2: What?
1: Stop saying that
2: Saying what?
1: Mooshy.
2:I'm not saying mooshy.
1: YOU JUST SAID IT AGAIN!
by Hod March 25, 2008
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moosepig

An adjective describing a facially challenged individual.
"Lindsey is such a moosepig, i wouldn't even do her from behind."
by Fraulein Schmidt January 20, 2005
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