8 handed monkey

8 handed monkey - put your partner in downward dog position, place your left hand palm up rubbing the center of the clit with thumb while applying pressure above the pubic bone with middle, index and ring finger. Place Right hand flat against buttocks under your chin with middle and ring finger inserted in vagina with a slight rotational and thrusting motion, drop your thumb down with the same hand and massage below the clitorus all while performing analingus. WARNING: THIS SHOULD NOT BE ATTEMPTED BY AMATEURS OR PERSONS BELOW THE AGE OF 27!!!!!!

Successfully created and practiced by A.C. & D.M.

Last night John performed the 8 handed monkey on me and it was GREAT!

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Phrase used when a pub door swings back and nearly dislodges the pyramid of glasses being carried back to table, or when a twat cyclist speeds through a red light at a pedestrian crossing and almost kills you, or practically anytime 'fuckin hell', 'you fuckin twat', or 'shiiiiiiit' simply doesn't cut the mustard.
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