Mike Riley

A super sexy hot man with a hulking ass that you have to spend open and rail his stinky tight booty hole. Beware, when you pull out your cock with have poop all over it.

Oh my, I want to fuck mike riley so badly

by Evan Gaydova Gay February 19, 2022

mike smiff

A South Florida coming up rapper in from the deep south depths of Miami out of Exit #6 from a hood called Naranja

That boy Mike Smiff music go hard, represent Exit 6

by jamere May 29, 2017

Shady mike

To indulge in a masturbation session in the works toilet

I was having a shit and decided to have a shady mike

by Themadtruth August 22, 2019

Moldy Mike

A simp cuck who smells musty from living with mold.

That guy is a moldy mike.

by Twat slayer June 6, 2022

The Magic mike

The act of vigerously but yet soothingly beating someone who is currently agititating you, whilst carrying out the act both arms are repeatedly thrusted at the arm and/or chest of the magic mike reciever

Huh, you want the magic mike ? Yeah thats what i thought

by Deletusfeetus December 2, 2019

MIKE Wazowski

Everyone loves mike Wazowski, he's a big green ball that everyone loves, WHO DOESNT LOVE BIG GREEN BALLS?!?

He is a very smexy creature.

I will forever love you mike wazowski

Omg mike Wazowski the big green ball

I wonder if he has green balls

Mike Wazowski: shows balls

by M!keW@zowskilover December 1, 2022

Mike Dyson

A gaffer who is known for his prowess at hoofing massive rails of cocaine and/or ketamine with hoover like suction

Fucking hell did you see the Dog at the Italo rave last night? He was rocking some proper Mike Dyson business

by Fun Fun 303 September 11, 2021