Midhat

Midhat is a person who is funny. Hes a middle child but doesn't care. He loves doing stuff to make people laugh.
He has 9 inches. Be like him.

Girl : I like someone who has a big dick and is funny

Midhat : You've come to the right guy

by oxkadka February 28, 2023

midas whale

Slang for “Might as well.” It’s that simple.

Grant: “Should we grab a beer before this flight?”

Critter: “Midas Whale!”

by Samonthedictionary March 10, 2023

midao

Midao is a very annoying,obsessive,disgusting,ugly bitch.She's the most unwanted person in the world.

Robert:OMG look at that!
June:Robert,what did u just showed me?That is so ugly!
Robert:I'm sorry LMAO.
June:Ugh u are so annoying!U and that ugly bitch u showed me would've produced a midao

by IZzdaHottEsT March 17, 2023

Midae

Midae is a true warrior with a heart of gold. She is quiet, but is the center of attention, due to her high intelligence, open mindness, problem solving skills, kindness, and flexibility. High talent of music, language, math, science, social studies, geography, elar, tech, dance, and swimming brings everyone around her a good quality of life. It is extraordinarily rare if you meet a Midae and is the luckiest thing that can happen to you.

Being lucky fulfils your wishes and dreams, so you can have the best quality of life; this is exactly what Midae brings.

by Midae March 21, 2023

Midnight Stroke

When you are sleeping and get woken up by midnight to have sex.

1. Yesterday we did the midnight stroke cus i was so tired after work.

2. Maybe i’ll be up for some midnight stroke after my shift

by Volvopigen April 4, 2023

Midnight Accounting

1. Changing the books to hide shit.

2. Doing things and the wrong things at the last minute.

3. Hiding more shit and dunp it on someone else.

4. Combine all three by adding some hincky shit.

1. Man, this client is so fucked and owes a shitton to other people. Time to do some midnight accounting.

2. Quick! The tax man is coming. You done with the midnight accounting?

by Biff Stephenson April 13, 2023

Midnight Cum Snail

When you have sex earlier in the day, then later that evening some cum runs down your leg.

Sonya had sex with her boyfriend, then later that night she got surprised by the midnight cum snail.

by rainbow_shitshow May 3, 2023