This kid named Mike. He has buns of iron. He cries over OC reruns. Mike likes to practice his gag reflex with a cucumber.
by Keithhh May 28, 2008
Get the middle bass bitchmug. A place where teachers dont give a shit abt you and the rips in your jeans are more important than your depression.
by Sksksksksksksksksksksksk January 29, 2019
Get the hall middle schoolmug. A 1- star school because kids are too ghetto and too busy smoking crack to learn anything. Not only is the school horrribly dirty, they have a fine collection of cockroaches. Most of them don't have any heads. Has a record for having blood in the meat of their school lunches, but sour milk to top it off. Remember to wipe your shoes after leaving; you'll find a fine collection of dust and dirt on all of your belongings. The teachers don't give a fine hoot about your learning, and will constantly hand out worksheets to be completed by the bell. Oh, and the teachers fart on you. They also make promises that never come true, and the main sport is basketball. Beware of fat hogs trying to steal your lunch, my personal experiance. Kirk's a jerk!
by Deep Fryer January 19, 2011
Get the Kirk Middle Schoolmug. The fucking worst school ever with janitorial rapists, little bitches who want to fight you, and all of the terrible, but plentiful, your mom jokes. This school in buttfuck Texas, is the most shamed upon school, where all the police officers and parents are scared to go, which is why everyone takes the bus besides those poor fatfucks. Do not even mention this school to anyone or else you are the problem in today's society.
Timothy: Did you see that kid that went to Calhoun Middle School? That kid is probably a fucker just because he went there!
Billy Joe: He a hoe.
Billy Joe: He a hoe.
by Baskinmycoolness February 6, 2017
Get the Calhoun Middle Schoolmug. Franklin middle school is full of rude students and under appreciated teachers and faculty. Your education here is short lived but that may be a good thing.
by Alisson Macgee May 3, 2018
Get the franklin middle schoolmug. It’s a very hostile environment. There are more hormones in this school than the Warren Township High School football games, and the entire Twilight saga. Recently, scrunchies have taken over. You will find scrunchies everywhere, on everyone’s wrists, no matter the gender. This school is also wildly homophobic, which really sucks. The gay straight alliance will do ONE THING and the entire school will go apeshit. Make sure you find a secure group of friends you trust. The school system is flawed, I am so sorry for you if you have gone to this school such as I did.
“You went to Woodland Middle School? Damn... I am so sorry... if you ever need someone to talk to, I’m here bud.”
by Want a sprite cranberry? November 5, 2019
Get the Woodland Middle Schoolmug. A snake farm filled with horny 7th graders and 8th grades getting pregnant. Beware of the emo kids with the nicotine addiction, mostly the kids with blue hair.
by Savagebootydab September 4, 2019
Get the Creekland middle schoolmug.