magic stick

A song aimed at the Lowest Common Denominator, as in the stupidest kid on the short bus. Anyone who likes this song is probably retarded.

You have the magic stick? Dar dur dee durrr.

by you're all retards August 1, 2004

magic carpet ride

The act of driving home while too intoxicated to remember driving home the next day.

I don't know how I got home last night, but my car is in the driveway, so I must have taken a magic carpet ride.

by Ryan Faircloth January 13, 2006

Magic Stick

A vibrator

i used the magic stick yesterday

by Unknown June 12, 2003

magic pussy

a pussy that if you stick your dick into it, you'll never get desperate again. You'll be the most confident motherfucker on the face of the earth, and will start to accept girls for who they are, rather than what they got. Very few girls have it. Not all celebrity women have it, even some girls who aren't celebrities, but just very hot bitches have it. approximately 1/1000 jocks have gotten it, and some male celebrities.

I hit the magic pussy and bust both nuts permanently. What a mess, but it felt good tho.

by bojzzle September 1, 2004

Sweet Sweet Love Magic

One of the most badass DDR songs there is! It's got a good beat, good lyrics, and is very uplifting and fun to play!

I AAA'd Sweet Sweet Love Magic today!

Magical Love, Magical Kiss...

by PiccoloNamek October 26, 2003

rub the magic lamp

To masturbate, especially applicable to males.

She rubs the magic lamp more than any girl I've ever met.

by J. Kimble July 25, 2008

Magic Firewater

A really great high school band
it included Paco, Ryan, James, and Steve. They have some great songs and they are super fantastical!

"Title Wave" by Magic Firewater rocks!!

by xoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxox54 January 16, 2009