kunundrum

A word to say to confuse your opponent or the people around you.

Tara: The answer to life's questions are a certificial kunundrum type plateau.
Mat: OH using the pun kunundrum now are we?!
James: What's a kunundrum?
Tara & Mat: *laughs*

by kdv July 8, 2005

Scrawny Kung Fu Grip

The act of shoving a baby hand in a gay man rectum, whilst the hand contracts making the aforementioned grip. This term is most widely used amongst pedophiles.

Call 911, I think I saw our neighbor with our baby! I believe they are attempting a Scrawny Kung Fu Grip.

by amdbnagde May 20, 2016

kunt

A reference to the male anus in the context of receptive male intercourse. Generally the term applies to bareback sex in which the receptive bottom wants their anus to be considered as a woman's cunt, and is usually meant to be a term of humiliation that inspires sexual arousal.

Tommy is such a little pussy, I'm going to shoot my load in his kunt.

by deanOFmpls July 6, 2007

Jeet Kune Do

The most scientifically advanced form of martial arts , founded by Bruce Lee, in which any one trained in Jeet Kune Do can kick anybody elses ass. Also known as JKD or JFJKD(Jun Fan Jeet Kune Do)

Dont fuck w/ me i know Jeet Kune Do motherfucker.

by Mrshl Rtist March 13, 2004

kuntox

A nicer, girlier word for cunt.
Looks and sounds less offensive. Not quite as strong a word, would use it in terms of referring to someone as a bit of a minge.
Originated many moons ago on an Essex forum, was taken to Magalluf to use as fond abuse of everyone in the Summer of 2006

You utter skanking kuntox

by Nicky Nacky Noo March 11, 2008

Kungle

A Kungle is a person who only wears throwdown shirts and spikes their hair up with gel. Kungles are pretty much pussies who think they're really tough, but in fact cannot actually "throwdown".

"Yo Billy! Check out that group of kungles at the bar, what a bunch of pussies"

by I hate Kungles June 9, 2009

kunjar

Tamil word for penis and also name of ugly boys.

Whip your kunjar out!

by asianmasterrace1337 December 12, 2013