A Kungle is a person who only wears throwdown shirts and spikes their hair up with gel. Kungles are pretty much pussies who think they're really tough, but in fact cannot actually "throwdown".
by I hate Kungles June 9, 2009
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by what the heck how many March 30, 2023
Get the Kinglet mug.1. getting way more drunk than intended because of a friend's influence
2. going out for 1 drink but ending up closing the bar
3. an unintentional bad judgement call
2. going out for 1 drink but ending up closing the bar
3. an unintentional bad judgement call
I went out to brunch with some friends started drinking, next thing I know its 2 am and I'm getting thrown out a bar. I totally got Kunged.
by notkung August 28, 2011
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Blonde Cyborg: omg I jokingly told him I'd consider fucking him for a kundle but he gave it to me so I took it and ran the fuck out of there sfhjkhsjjdbjidv
by Sadman478 October 7, 2018
Get the Kundle mug.Kurt Kunkle is the main protagonist/antagonist from the movie Spree (August 14, 2020). victims: Kurt's mom
Fredrick Andrea Mario Richard Kendra London Bobby Bud lee/bobbybasecamp Davit Kris Kunkle/kurt's father
Not gonna spoil how these people died but i will hint at it. Uber driver ;)
Fredrick Andrea Mario Richard Kendra London Bobby Bud lee/bobbybasecamp Davit Kris Kunkle/kurt's father
Not gonna spoil how these people died but i will hint at it. Uber driver ;)
1: have you heard about Kurt Kunkle from the 2020 film Spree? 2: No whats it about? 3: okay so <BLANK CAUSE NOT GONNA SPOIL IT> 2: damn now i dont trust uber drivers
by SpreeFanKurtKunklesSmellyCock October 3, 2021
Get the Kurt Kunkle mug.Person A: "Stop being such a Ryan P. Kunkle and shower." Person B: "I can't shower, I'm busy talking to my kittens."
by anonymous March 22, 2023
Get the Ryan P. Kunkle mug.The insertion of a person's fingers into another person's anus in an attempt to cause discomfort. The subject of the kugle is most often talking with an adult and must remain straight faced while being kugled. There are four basic kugling techniques.
The one finger hook: One finger is inserted and then pulled back to cause discomfort.
The pistol: Two fingers are inserted and jammed deep inside the rectum.
Poseidon's trident: Three fingers inserted and possibly the most effective.
Satan's Pitchfork: Four fingers inserted.
Kuglers are also encouraged to experiment with other finger positions and methods of insertion.
The one finger hook: One finger is inserted and then pulled back to cause discomfort.
The pistol: Two fingers are inserted and jammed deep inside the rectum.
Poseidon's trident: Three fingers inserted and possibly the most effective.
Satan's Pitchfork: Four fingers inserted.
Kuglers are also encouraged to experiment with other finger positions and methods of insertion.
"Tom kugled me so hard when I was talking to Mr. Webb, I almost broke out laughing."
"My anus still hurts form that kugle you gave me yesterday."
"My anus still hurts form that kugle you gave me yesterday."
by Darnell C. May 18, 2012
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