Drown some kittens

To open one's bowels. Take a dump. Have a shit.

Pass the newspaper, love, I'm away to drown some kittens.

by lardeboy July 8, 2006

kitten killer

a girl who masturbates alot.

God kills a kitten everytime u touch yourself you kitten killer hoe.

by ez4shez February 24, 2004

Soup Kitchen

Remark said while inside Valencia Community College in Central Florida as a way to describe the people and environment.

Man this place is like a soup kitchen, fuck!

by cheerleader eater January 11, 2010

Soup Kitchen

the act of seven people expelling diarreah, semen, urine, vomit, anal puss, blood, and toothpaste, then mixing it up then injecting it into ones earlobes then pouring all over there mothers body.

John: How was your thanksgiving?
Steve: we had a soup kitchen!, and apparently my moms allergic to toothpaste.

by gayboyfagstickdickballsbob November 30, 2010

In the kitchen

A suitable place for humans of the female gender to thrive, a woman should never leave the kitchen.

John: Is your wife in the kitchen
Billy: I hope so Ive already caught her taking a break twice this week

by tomhut23 May 31, 2018

kittenfucker

a fucker of all things cute and/or cuddly.
someone who repeatily fucks their kitten.

mrs.stewert is such a kittenfucker.

by laurshh November 2, 2007

kittenman

Used in place of a word like "bitch" or "asshole", it provides a safe alternative around professionals or people of high status.

"You see that kittenman over there drinking all the damn soda? What a loser"

by kitteninastocking December 7, 2009