Quintessentially Kitchener Moment (QKM)

When you come across something that you will only find in downtown Kitchener.

I walked by the Mayfair Hotel today. What a QKM!

by Changeling June 20, 2003

Ketchuppy Hotdog Bun

Going down on a bitch while she's on the rag and pulling her tampon out with your teeth and then swallowing the tampon only replacing it with your tongue.

Elaine is talking to her friend Jane about the Ketchuppy Hotdog Bun that was performed on her the previous night.

by Slimy Phil February 19, 2009

Madison Ketchup

A girl named Madison who has their period.

people: Its madison ketchup haha.

Madison: At least im going through puberty.

by Pseudonym-Man-Dude May 19, 2011

Kimchee Couple

A time-tested example of true love, and proof that gay marriage should be legalized, the Kimchee Couple roams the world (aka, Seoul and major cities of the U.S.) promoting homoracity and gayness with flamboyant flourish.

You are as gay as the Kimchee Couple slow dancing to the tinkling notes of Liberachi.

by mahaha October 21, 2004

ketchup

ketchup; a synonym for a red totamotoey liquid mushed up.

Kendra, will you please pass the ketchup?

by Kendraaaaaaaameoww October 14, 2011

alyssa kichura

A confused, or unhappy individual.

The Type of individual who you call but wont hang out, or call but wont talk.
EX. Yeah, my gf is acting like an Alyssa Kichura tonight

by The_one_true_shark January 6, 2008

Ash Ketchum

A 36-year-old man who has inexplicably remained biologically identical to a ten-year-old boy for a quarter of a century, Ash Ketchum is notable for embarking on a seemingly eternal quest to become a Pokemon Master alongside his on-off girlfriend (as any fan will tell you), a yellow electrically-charged (and extremely marketable) mutant and an excessively horny older teenager who never opens his eyes for fear of revealing the depths of hell lurking inside them. As even Ash has admitted that the concept of a Pokemon Master is basically vague nonsense, he's essentially doomed himself to wandering rough around the forest for the rest of his life.

"In this world, nothing can be said to be certain, except for death, taxes, the continuation of the Simpsons and Ash Ketchum never becoming a Pokemon Master" - Benjamin Franklin
"What dost thou mean, thou idiot, cheating death is far more certain that Ash Ketchum achieving anything like that!" - typically-forgotten response by John Adams

by Thatdarnmeowth October 19, 2023