Shits and Kicks

Just another way to say "Shits and Giggles" but Shits and Kicks flows off the tongue better. It still means the same thing, just for the hell of it.

Person A: "Why did they send me a check for 5 cents?"

Person B: "Ehh, just for Shits and Kicks."

by Amanda aka Mrs. Sneaky Butcher November 21, 2010

Kickboxing

A grossly misunderstood american martal art when well enough learnt can send any punk ass bitch twice the size and age of you to the ground

presumed by many to be a kicking form of boxing and only to consist of kicking

wrong! kickboxing is a combination of kicking and boxing thus "kickboxing"

kickboxing consists of both punches kicks blocks grabs etc etc etc

Big assed 30 yr old trying to mug me: hey you midget fucking move and ill kick your ass now gimme your wallet

me: fuck you fatty

big ass: *tries to kick me*

me: *grabs his ankle twists it till it breaks then sends a knockout punch to one of his temples

big ass: *unconsious*

me: *takes his wallet as payment for him trying to mug me*

by Tom routh April 1, 2004

Spartan Kick

Adj.) A kick of tremendous power to the region of the chest.(preferably over a bottomless pit)

Holy Crap! did you see Jimmy get Spartan kicked just then? It was intense!

Jimmy, I'm going to Spartan kick you if you don't stop

by jimmy joe jim bob January 4, 2008

gunt kick

A hard, "Bruce Lee cross-kick style" kick to a fat bitch's gunt. Used in self defense after a fat bitch gets drunk and thinks she has a chance with you. If you don't know what a gunt is, look it up.

I was at this party one time and this fat bitch named Terry* "Fatty" McGatty came up and drunkly told me that she wanted to fuck me, right in front my slimmer girlfriend. So, as any man of sound mind and body would do, I gave her a hard Gunt Kick, grabbed my girl by the hand and ran like hell. Everyone saw it. My buddy Sherwin later told me "It was the Gunt Kick heard around the world". *first name changed

by ArmyDave October 1, 2006

Kicking Puppies

To turn away a nice person that wants to date you; friendzone; just friends; platonic;

Called kicking puppies because the person who exposed their feelings is going to have their hopes crushed by your denial.

Commonly associated with the phrase, "You're a nice guy, but..."

"There are so many guys attracted to her that she'll have to get used to kicking puppies."

by timeMuse February 4, 2013

kick fuck out of

To give somebody a severe beating, to the point where they are totally incapacitated, which could include lethal force, but this latter accidentally.

Not necessarily using one's feet, but to deliberately go into the realms of permanent injury.

If i ever meet Goerge W Bush, i'm gonna kick fuck out of him. It'll be a service to humanity.

by edjog! January 9, 2006

kicked in the nuts

When a person uses their foot as a weapon to inflict damage and/or pain to another man's scrotum.

This guy at the bus stop kept jokingly asking me to show him my tits. Finally, I had my little brother come with me one day. The next time he joked around with me, I had my little bro kick him in the nuts so hard he puked! I have to say...I thoroughly enjoyed watching him get kicked in the nuts!

by jenny0901 August 25, 2009