jonah mcfarland

Someone who is an absolute no fly zone. Nothing gets past this man. If its obvious hes gonna let you know. He is the iron fist and he likes to put the fist down.

Class: "Awww the 6 year old knows her birthday!"
Jonah Mcfarland: "Thats kind of a layup everyone knows their birthday."

by cjm01928347 May 4, 2023

Jonas Bohn

is amazing and the best person ever. very lovable. is a best friend.

Jonas bohn is great

by by chicken May 17, 2023

Jonas

Jonas is known as a pig, a pangolin and a hedgehog.

Jonas, why does my hand hurt so badly when I touch your hair??

by Da Peppa May 22, 2023

jonah

umm he’s not that cute but he has a rlly nice voice also he’s good at video games. but he has nice hair so ig that makes up for it. he’s really tall too also i have a fatass crush on him.

me: omg it’s jonah
my bsf: ok

by dollvity June 17, 2023

Jonah wizniuk

If a person used their stupidity to further expand their use of humorous vocabulary they would be told they are a Jonah Wizniuk or funny guy

YO that dude is so stupid hes a Jonah wizniuk

by jkbn'ojb'ol June 22, 2023

Jonah

Insecure people who use there emotion to try and pity people into giving them what they want, they believe everyone else is like this so gets upset at anything anyone does and blames them

That guy Matt is such a Jonah

by Jonah hater 69 July 16, 2023

jonah 12

What a thief does to a picture of your wife in the middle of the day

Your mom just Jonah 12'd in my ass.

by ballsacks420 July 24, 2023