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Katrell Johnson

A tall lanky person, who is always smiling for no reason . He socializes with everyone, doesn’t care about race. He’s a cool kid but people still hate on him .
That must be “Katrell Johnson” wow he is tall.
by Slimeboy08 February 28, 2019
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Benjamin Johnson

Man that dude has a super small penis, it's less than 1 inch. Its almost as small as Benjamin Johnson's penis.
by X.2 August 28, 2019
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Long Johnson Larry

The creepy old white man at the public swimming pool who changes butt ass naked in front of little kids with his long penis and saggy balls flopping around.
Little kid scarred for the rest of his life: “Mommy, long Johnson Larry was changing in front of me again and told me to bend over”
by Nazi nigger69 March 28, 2020
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Magic Johnson’s magic touch

Magic Johnson’s magic touch, also know as the magic death touch, is the act of getting magic Johnson to deliberately infect your enemy with aids.
This guy just took a shit in my bed, I need to get some revenge. I am going to give him Magic Johnson’s magic touch.
by The cock slicer May 4, 2020
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Daddy Johnson

A creepy person who thinks of themseleves as a daddy for whatever reason. They are normally an insane child or a perverted old shit on the internet.
Daddy Johnson:
Weird girl: Can you be MY Daddy Johnson.

I dont like this at all
by DuckPancake May 6, 2020
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lyla johnson

Lyla why you such a Lyla johnson
by popodog March 31, 2021
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Tommy Johnson

The distributer of 19 dollar fortnite cards
Person One : “Man my life has been so hard ever since my wife left me and my house blew up
Tommy Johnson : “Boy do I have the product for you”
by TommyJohnson2005 April 5, 2021
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