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John Wayne

His alternate name is called "The Duke". He is THE MAN when it comes to western movies, accept no other substitute. EXCEPT for Clint Eastwood
"John Wayne isnt dead, hes frozen! Have any of you ever taken a cold shower? Okay, multiply that by 150,000,000 and thats how mad the Duke is gonna be whenever he wakes up and finds out whats happening today."

- Dennis Leary
by Not Zane September 9, 2004
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John Laurens

1. In the place to be.
2. He has 2 pints of Sam Adams, but he's working on 3.
3. Those Redcoats don't want it with him.
4. He leads a soldiers' chorus on the other side.
5. A gay cinnabun wHO DIDN'T DESERVE TO FLIPPIN DIE.
"I'm John Laurens in the place to be!"

Cousin: "Dude, why u crying?"
Me: "laURENS DIEd."
Cousin: "Hand me your phone."
Me: "Why?"
Cousin: I'm gonna delete your Spotify Premium account."
Me: "no. No-one takes away my gay cinnabun called John Laurens"
by x_Your_Obedient_Servant_x August 30, 2018
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John Martin

A super hot loveable guy who gives the best hugs/ kisses. All girls love him and he has the cutest smile. He alwayse smells amazeing and has the sexiest brown hair and mezmerizeing brown eyes to match. He RANDOMLY POKES PEOPLE (which is totally not normal BTW)
by Q-T girl November 8, 2011
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John Stockton

1. The best point guard in the history of professional basketball; leads the league in assists and steals
2. To have tight short-shorts
1. Not Magic nor Jordan have more steals and assists than Stockon
2. Dude did u steal those shorts from the girls' locker room or John Stockon?
by shouriman October 12, 2003
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John McCaining

To have a very conservative strategy when playing Super Smash Brothers in hopes to just be the last man standing while accomplishing nothing during gameplay.

This usually includes avoiding contact with other players altogether while occasionally throwing projectiles or using an item. A person who was John McCaining will usually end the match with a win and only one K.O.

Generally, this will cause everybody to detect that said player is John McCaining and then focus solely on knocking them off for several seconds, creating an adverse effect.

This practice can often be detected by hearing a flood of "come on, step it up" and "you're too slow."
"I can't believe I'm already down to one life, I think I'll be John McCaining the rest of this one out."
by Lo Siento Huesos April 9, 2010
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John motherfuckin Rambo

the proper way to reference the lead role of any of the movies in the Rambo trilogy, due to the massive amounts of ass that are kicked
"holy shit, John Motherfuckin Rambo shot down a helicopter with EXPLODING ARROWS"
by DwightFry666 May 24, 2010
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John Paul Jonesing

The strong desire to listen to good music after an extended period of listening to bad.
After a long day of Muzak at the office I'm John Paul Jonesing for some Led Zeppelin
by Little Walken December 24, 2010
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