jersey scoot

to make a left turn as soon as the light turns green, cutting off a person moving forward in the opposite direction. specifically in new jersey.

Sheila got arrested for doing the jersey scoot when she was on vacation in vermont.

by 84u65098279032 April 7, 2009

jerkspiration

A source of inspiration, but to Jerk off.

"Dude I was going through Megans Facebook photos yesterday"
"Yeah man, those photos are great for jerkspiration!"

by lostinco August 5, 2009

Jerseysaurus

Someone from New Jersey, typically Italian-American, who still hopelessly clings to outdated cultural traditions that the rest of America (and the world) has thankfully left behind. Specifically fist-pumping, wife-beater shirts, fake tans, IROCs, and continuously saying 'forget about it'. An ongoing embarrassment to Italians from other parts of the world.

Look at Vinnie fist-pumping over there with that wife-beater and fake tan. What a Jerseysaurus!

by Jack I Am December 18, 2010

Jersey Marinade

When someone (either girl or guy) has had far too many drinks before giving a blowjob and throws up with a dick still in their mouth.

A - Yo that chick's pretty hot
B - Don't go there, she gave me a blowjob once and it ended up as a Jersey Marinade.

by Browniesauce March 10, 2011

Jersey Juice

Ejaculation, jizz, cum, sperm

Man, I was watching porn and got jersey juice all in my pants.

by Voodoo Mama Juju April 26, 2011

jersey double team

Two chicken patties on a bun with a slice of pizza in the middle as a divider. Named in reference to the pizza being Italian (see Jersey Shore) and being double teamed by the chicken patties (see McGangbang).

Friend 1: Yo dawg, what do you think it would be like if we both fucked Snooki?

Friend 2: Dude, I have the cibarious equivalent to intercourse wit dat Italian beeyotch. It's called the jersey double team. It's good as fuck.

Friend 1: Shit bro, let's eat this bitch up.

by Sandwiches before bitches May 6, 2011

jedsen

Is the most amazing friend you could ever ask for. However, he can be a real puss. Aside from that fact he is always there for you and listens to your problems and gives the best advice that he can give.

Jedsen! You should have hit him in the face right on the spot.

by TrevorandHiroki April 12, 2014