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I'm LeBron James, Bitch!

Update of Dave Chappelle's comedic punchline:

"I'm Rick James, Bitch!"

As with the best of quips, the original has lost its blang due to overuse and abuse by unfunny party parrots and new subscribers to the Comedy Channel.
BALLER WANNABE: "I'M LeBRON JAMES, BITCH!"
OPPONENT: "And I just dunked on your ass, LeBron James Bitch!"
by Chango Bolamongo October 9, 2006
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james blunted

Rhyming slang for "cunted." Used to mean completely drunk.
I got so james blunted the other night I tried to hump a goose.
by Strawberry Spam September 28, 2007
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GI James

A poor misguided teenager who preys on fat chicks, and also publicly shows affection to these chunky plumpers he so much desires.
Jackson: OMG did you see GI james dry humping that fat chick in the hallway today right in front of everybody!

Evan: Yea man that kid is always making out with the uglyest, and fattest girls in our school!
by Jackson Rauchwarter December 16, 2006
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Ryan James Fassetta

The most amazing boyfriend in the world. Handsome and had a big heart. An irresistable smile. Easy talk to you. Loving and Caring. Trustworthy and Loyal. Fabulous in a million ways. The most amazing boy you'll ever meet. Hes perfect at EVERYTHING he does.
Ryan James Fassetta is hot :)
by his honeyboobear November 21, 2010
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king james

When someone of legal limit to buy alcohol takes a self-determined tax out of the pitch money of his under-aged but very thirsty peers.
Zoie: We have like 5 or 6 people pitching but I'm asking you how much money you want me to give you for like going.

Nick: Just gimme whatever the little rascals pitch and ill just king james it.
by The Viater May 31, 2011
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James Mclaren

Known by many as 'The Lucky Irishman' or quite simply 'Macca'. A man usually found in Adelaide close by his car - the Big Red machine. He is fun(ny) guy when sober and enjoys activities such as brown hurricane and the like when 'chemically inconvienienced' (drunk).

There are many look-a-likes and sound-a-likes of Macca, but the true James Mclaren can be recognised by his distinguishable red hair (:P) and unique laugh
*a guy accidently drops soft drink on the ground and it starts spraying everywhere*
Macca: HAHAHHAHAHHAHA! (literally rofling)
by biggs April 19, 2005
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James Tonen

A man who runs from every bad situation.
A bike enthusiast.
A person with no class
Hello Taff
BANG
Ouch
The floor was wet
by Gavin Wilce April 26, 2005
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