Lauren of the Island

A person who is both gifted with the ability to enchant random people on sight, and is also able to come up with funny and well voiced anecdotes on demand.

A guy sees a girl..
Guy: hey...will you marry me?
Girl: Hey Guess what?
Guy: what?
Girl: So guess what i got from my locker today?
Guy: what..
Girl: A bracelet my friend gave me.
Guy: I love you.
Girl: I'm sorry, i love someone else.
Guy: what a Lauren of the island.

by FainsL April 22, 2009

long island

A big tract of suburban h*ll east of NYC. Known for its abundance of guido f*ggots who invade Manhattan on the weekends and turn formerly hot clubs like Marquee and Lotus into B&T wastelands. People who live in "the City" (i.e. Manhattan, not Brooklyn/Queens, etc.) look down on people from Long Island as uncultured suburban tools that dilute Manhattan nightlife or pretty much anything else they manage to get their hair-gel stained, grubby hands on. Long Islanders wish they could live in Manhattan, but can't afford it so they pretend they hate Manhattan and have a lot of "Long Island Pride".

A bunch of guido douchebags from Long Island sporting blowout haircuts, XS Armani Exchange t-shirts, thick gold chains, and ugly-ass jeans from American Eagle stroll up to Cain/Pink Elephant, etc. The bouncer takes one look and announces to them that the club will be full for the next 2 years.

Me: How the f*ck did the B&Ters from Long Island find out about Cain? It's only been 1 month! Better start spreading the word that the Long Island plague is on its way...

by PK811 July 16, 2006

Pen Island

The Majestic land of many penis'

Man, I bet that guy was born on Pen Island

by J Riggz May 16, 2008

peanut island

poop floating in water

"Look at the peanut island floating in the toilet"

by Lance Tronco July 5, 2006

long island iced tea

An alcoholic beverage, no one is really sure WHAT you put in it, it looks to the eye like iced tea, but it actually is not ice or tea, or any combination of the above. It hits you harder than a ton of bricks, but that is what mixed hard liqours will do to you.

"Last night we threw half my parents liqour cabinet together, and we got long island iced tea."

by Cat the Tank December 28, 2005

Mercer Island

Home of roughly 22,000 people as of 2006 who are generally more wealthy than other parts of western Washington. Mercer Island teenage males typically wear a collared shirt, a backwards baseball cap with a wide brim and some khaki pants. Mercer Island teenage females generally wear Abercrombie and Fitch, Juicy Couture, Coach, and anything else expensive that their Father can buy for them. Anyone that deals marijuana on Mercer Island typically is never a dealer, but a "middleman" who gets from an actual dealer in Seattle. Many doctors and lawyers inhabit Mercer Island, although their is a small percentage of the island that is middle class. Mercer Island Police are always trying to bash on kids from anywhere because they have nothing better to do because the kids on Mercer Island are too stuck up to cause any trouble.

"Hey man, Mercer Island is a really easy place to break into someone's house. Let's go break into someone's house and steal their valuables."

by Ropearoni April 27, 2006

islander

When you go to the bathroom (number two) and the shit that piles up and forms a mound above the water or formas an island.

I had way too much to drink last night and I feel like it is an islander morning.

by BP November 11, 2003