Manlet Pit

A hole in the ground where manlets are found. Typically located in your local gym. Here the petite and effeminate manlet boys compare high heels, pay homage to their hero Randy Newman by singing Short People, futilely lift weights, jerk each other off and bitterly complain about women. Misery loves company. That's why the manlet pit is especially packed on Friday evenings and weekends because that's when normal people go out to socialize and have a great time. A concept that is, of course, completely foreign to a deeply insecure and comically stunted manlet pit inhabitant.

I just stepped over the manlet pit to hit the squat rack - WTF is going on down there? Just the usual, don't even worry about it bro. Everybody knows that short people got no reason.

by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024

pits of fury

Pits of fury is when you are infected with a strong ability to cause nuclear explosions with your armpits.

I hate *insert whatever*
RAHHHH FEEL MY WRATH!! *pits of fury bomb*

by F1zzyRat September 30, 2023

pit fever

that feeling you get the day after a moshpit where you feel like you have the worst fever of your life and your bones feel like theyre ready to snap

person a: hey man, lets go hit another concert tonight!!
person b: sorry man can't make it, i got pit fever right now. i think i went too hard the last concert.
person a: whatever old boy, more fun for me then! see ya around!

by czplo May 14, 2025

Whisker Pit

A vagina.

I'm touching my whisker pit.

by Bob-mcflay August 27, 2013

The Pit

A term used to describe the roommate who eats everyone's food without asking.

Bro, why you always acting like the pit.

by F.N Peanut January 12, 2015

Cuck Pit

A place for fascists and reactionaries to return to the soil

Apparently, that Slovenian guy's great-grandfather who was a big fan of Ante Pavelić got sent to the Cuck Pit by Tito's partisans

by TitosShovel January 1, 2023

Swimming In A Pit

Used is a noun and verb. This is a move performed at an alternative concert varying from hardcore to even pop punk. To make the "swimming in a pit move" you get on the ground in a mosh or regular pit at a concert and pretend to swim (stationary) by waving your arms and kicking your legs. This move is more for laughs than breakdowns.

Girl: "Dude, did you see that guy get on the ground and swim in the mosh pit?"

Guy: "You mean, swimming in a pit. Yeah that is the future hardcore dancing."

by the five second temper tantrum April 1, 2009