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National Give Your Crush A Hoodie Day

Give your crush or girl best friend your hoodie on October 24!
Girl: It’s October 24th can I have your hoodie?
Boy: what why

Girl: Cause it’s National give your crush a hoodie Day!
by Ally_gordnrnendnf October 24, 2019
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Punching Trees Give Me Wood

1. An internet meme that is based around a gameplay element in the popular online sandbox/adventure game Minecraft where your character can punch trees to break them and collect their wood. This is a source of TV shirts and other internet jokes.

2. It can also be used perversively (like a That's What She Said joke).
3. It can also be used to say you're going to play Minecraft

Examples:
1. Dude1: Why are you punching that tree
Dude2: They give me wood when I do this
Dude1: Bro that's only in Minecraft
2. Punching trees gives me a hard-on.
3. Dude1: Hey, I'm going to go punch some trees
Dude2: Talking about Minecraft?
Dude1: No... I'm just really mad right now.
by 2_Z_Zach July 13, 2012
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I don't give a nipple

A term used for when you don't care about something, but want to be a little more creative when saying it
Guy 1: Hey dude i just ate the most delicious thing the other day.

Guy 2: I don't give a nipple
by nippleface33 April 2, 2013
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When an error, follie, or turn over happens in a sporting event and the opposing team does not capitalize.
A football team turns the ball over three times in succession, and all it does is result in three punts by their opponent.
how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present
by Brad Jelinek October 21, 2007
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I'M TOO GLAM TO GIVE A DAMN

This is when u r too much for the others to handle that they r just like wooowwwwww lukat this barrass.
and then u r like yess ohh I'M TOO GLAM TO GIVE A DAMN.
PERIODDDTTTTT!!!!
Mosope and Tosin are too glam to give a damn.
I'm too glam to give a damn.
When u see ur classmates looking fine and u say to urself why am in not like them, NOOOOOOOOO GO AND ASK MOSOPE AND TOSIN AND THEY WILL SAY " I'M TOO GLAM TO GIVE A DAMN"
by Random A34 November 2, 2020
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Lets give him a Hitler!

To wipe shit under an unsuspecting victims nose in the shape of Adolf Hitlers famous mustache. This is a great way to prank that guy who always falls a sleep too soon at a party. This will leave a stinky suprise for him when he wakes up!
Sam: Hey Nate, check it out, Kyle fell asleep already!
Nate: Oh my god dude lets fuck with him!
Sam: Yeah! What should we do?
Nate: I know dude! Lets give him a Hitler!
by T dizzle916 April 15, 2008
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