Glass jaw

A jaw that can't take the smallest punch otherwise it would break, hence the name glass jaw because it breaks easily.

Bro I knocked him out in 10 seconds! That dudes got a glass jaw.

by Shmomp September 26, 2017

wearing glasses

you love making out with big men

bro definitely loves wearing glasses

by daddy41 May 6, 2022

Made of art and broken glass

Camille

"she's made of art and broken glass"

by Aw_k_ward November 20, 2018

glasses

when you have wrongly and unforgivably belittled, ridiculed and traumatised your husband of 26 years, almost driving him into suicide, because of his smaller than average genitals. turns out you have been extremely shortsighted, never ever being diagnosed, wandering your vague, wishywashy world in awe of unfathomable silhouettes of miniatures.

"Thomasius, Darling, what can I say or do that can possibly unsay or undo the hell I have put you through. There is nothing. I stand in front of you ashamed, guilty and sad.

The optician said it will take another 3-4 weeks until my glasses arrive. She advised me to choose windowglass-thickness to make your doodoo look its original size again.
Please forgive me, dearest.

by Krkič May 3, 2019

Stanley Mov A-Train glasses

He puts it on when horny.. right?

im pulling out the Stanley Mov A-Train glasses 😎

by themanTM September 21, 2023

jewish shot glass

Where you use someones foreskin pull it up and use it as a shot glass

Johny did 5 jewish shot glasses what a legend

by Mr avocado man December 5, 2023

glasses

glasses are a thing you put on your face to help blind people see.

steve: i have glasses
joshie: no u don't
steve: yes i do
josh: ok
james: hi sisters
steve: girl we talking about glasses
james: i think that this shade would go good with your glasses
steve: shut up
josh: ok

by dylanlovescookies August 10, 2019