Fanny dog 

A small dog trained by a woman(Often with Marmite) to perform oral services.

She's not had a bloke for ages; she'll be getting a fanny dog soon, no doubt.

Fanny dog by Shagnasty1947 November 12, 2012

fanny features 

A scottish saying for one who has the qualities of a vagina.

Aw naw at least I'm not a fanny features!

fanny features by annonXD October 16, 2008

internet funnyman 

A state of mind. To become an internet funnyman, you must first discover your third eye. Can also be achieved via YouTube videos.

"Dude, that guy is definitely an internet funnyman"

internet funnyman by Alpha485 May 27, 2020

fanny attack

when a person goes mental because of some thing small or insignificant

dude calm down, ur having a fanny attack!

fanny attack by marsbarpants January 22, 2009

fanny rice 

Fanny rice often known as pussy rice is when a female wipes after urinating leaving a residue of wet rolled up toilet paper in the crevices of her vagina strongly resembling grains of white rice...

Damn, I licked a girl out last night, wish she'd washed first, got Fanny rice stuck in my teeth

fanny rice by Happy flappy bird April 14, 2017

Mr Funnypants 

A character populating the mind of an avid cartoonaphile who is a total goofball and whose every breath, move and statement is incapacitatingly funny.

Please stop, Mr Funnypants, I’ve laughed myself nearly to death thanks to your unrelenting twisted commentary!

Mr Funnypants by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020

Fannyation 

A group of five or more fuckable women that rate higher than a seven, which makes a great variation of fanny. Almost like a small nation of fuckable fanny.

Look boys Fannyation!!

Fannyation by Timo aka Turkish April 12, 2017