Total French Move

An act of extreme douchebaggery typified by those individuals raised in the country of France. The act is not confined to those of French speaking origins. However it is best illustrated amongst the French people within their natural habitat, particularly after heavy consumption of chocolate truffle cocktails.

Hey, did that belligerent, hairy French guy just moon those chicks sitting in the park?

Yeah, he did. Total French Move.

by calimochoman July 19, 2011

The French Gambet (gahm-BAY)

It's a very classy skewering of the anus in such a way that it represents an expression of property. It is a sodomy using not penile insertion, but instead, each gambet giver has their own totem. And they design the totems personally, increasing in glamour, decoration, and detail as affluence grows with the holder of the totem.

The Gambet actually started in French Colonized Africa by the natives in The 18th Century. It was discovered by the French Colonizers and word spread quickly to France and the trend grew quickly in the bourgeoise and elites in France.

François: "Hey, baby. Would you like to see my totem?!"
Zoë: "The French Gambet (gahm-BAY) ?! That's a big step!"
François: "I know, baby. I know."

by SuperKryssie June 9, 2013

Australian French kiss

Eating ass so deep she can taste your tongue

Gave her and Australian French kiss last night so good she tasted my dinner from last night

by thedickfacedwonder February 20, 2018

fr (French Revolution)

An unfunny acronym used by little kids. Also mainly used on TikTok

"my grandma died"
fr (french revolution)
what?

by justsomeguywithmentalstress June 10, 2022

French Oral Exam

to make out/ give oral to your french teacher or tudor. most of the time to gain a good grade.

that girl totally gave mr. pierre a french oral exam to get an A

by Cute Little Cutter December 23, 2009

french military victory

technically napoleon wasn't mainland french...so the only victory under france's belt is the french revolution, which was against the french

french military victory huh? who did they piggy-back off of this time

by frenchman tired of losing August 20, 2008

french poodle

The rare ability to fit both testicles into one's mouth, hence achieving the look of a French Poodle.

Nicole had a mouth like a big mouth bass, so's I had her gimme the French Poodle.

by Jaypa June 27, 2006