fat joe

one metric ton of useless fat.

fat joe is horrible, but you should go to www.realmusiccrusaders.com - fighting to save music from sellout corporate record labels.

by aaron and pat April 16, 2005

Fat Time

A time period of boredom in between two planned activities when one has nothing to do and compensates by eating, even if not hungry.

In between her classes in the morning and dance lesson at night, Sally had so much Fat Time that she didn't know what to do with herself.

Sally: "Am I eating because I'm BORED? I need to find something to do so I don't have so much Fat Time!"

by Ristay November 26, 2007

Fat Chode

The biggest and baddest of chode's comes with the monstrosity that is a "fat chode." It can be easily defined as a big boi or as we like to call it in New Jersey the devil's torch... it's your penis but like big 'round the middle, and it is (and will never be) a real word, but through the power of the internet you are reading this.

"Dude... Jeremy used his fat chode the sex scene in The Brave Little Toaster."
"Why did the moon landing have to have an american flag and not an acrylic statue of a FAT CHODE?"

by Nick Gus July 28, 2018

look fat

cmon fat look fat cmon man we gotta do some push-ups

joe biden: look fat, cmon you gotta do some push-ups with me

by someturkey September 14, 2021

fat simon

Someone who is fat beyond belief. Usually have no manners, rate their burps and eat with their mouths open

God he is a right fat simon!

by carl sancto February 9, 2008

Fat Lazy

This is when a person is not fat, but acts as lazy as a fat person would.

LOL, look at that man. He is such a fat lazy person.

LOL, that person needs two people to help him get up. He is so fat lazy.

by Cschermes May 13, 2009

Big Fat!

Big fat is a meaning that means like a insult to people that are annoying use this word to annoy them back. also you could put eat your big fat or just say big fat choose what ever you desire.

Enemy said "Hey stupid you wanna fight to the death!" Player said " Eat your big fat!" Enemy said "what?" player said" Big fat!" Enemy said "hey mahn stop doing that" Player said "BIG FAT"

by Dm4571 October 20, 2020