Fat League Chew 

The act of sticking an entire package of big league chew into your mouth at one time for maximum pleasure. Usually leads to a sugar high of some sort causing relaxation and amplifies the hilarity of every joke.

Guy 1: "Normally i'd be so pissed right now but I don't even care."
Guy 2: "That's the fat league chew for ya"

Fat League Chew by Sunnay October 20, 2010

fat shamer 

FAT RIGHTS ARE MY RIGHTS EVEN THO IM SKINNY, NOT!

( fat shamer sentence ) that girl is fat, we should shame her and shave her, she needs help.

fat shamer by FATSHAMER666 August 23, 2017

fat ugly bastard 

A man in a pornographic film that is so grotesquely overweight and ugly, sometimes significantly older than everyone else in the shoot, that it takes you out of the mood. It's enough to get you angry and question why they would cast him.

It gets more annoying when the other actors and actresses are looking their best with shredded abs or a waistline that's too small for a normal human, then you get a man that does not seem to be interested in the craft at all.

Guy1: I was watching a porn video yesterday and I was really getting into it.

Guy2: I don't know why you're telling me this, but I'll bite. What happened?

Guy1: A fucking fat ugly bastard showed up.

Guy2: OH NO! FUCK THAT GUY!

fat ugly bastard by theonewhoflops May 24, 2021

Fat Wanker 

1. An insult.

2. A description of someone who is both fat *and* and a wanker.

3. A very annoying fat boss.

My boss is a big fat wanker

Fat Wanker by Blubber Hater December 1, 2003

fat hobbit

a person who has a fat head and hairy feet originated not too long after the LOTR movies.

shut up man sam you fat hobbit

fat hobbit by bovver September 19, 2006

Fat Walk 

When an obscenely obese man or woman walks or waddles to the tune of a trumpet.

THE FAT WALK TUNE -
'ba bwom ba ba bwom bwom bwom ba ba bwom ba ba bwom bwom bwom ba ba bwom ba ba bwom bwom bwom ba ba bwom ba ba bwom bwom bwom ba ba bwom ba ba bwom bwom bwom ba ba '

Fat Walk by Barry Bumcheeks March 18, 2009

Fat Boy Swag 

When a overweight kid/man dresses extremely fresh

Fat Joe might have Fat Boy Swag, maybe Big Black

Fat Boy Swag by Fat Boy Swag December 16, 2011