Passing the points of drunk, hammered, shit-faced, and even shit-housed. So incredibly drunk that nothing you say makes any sense or has any relevance to anything whatsoever. You are closing in on death at this point.
Dude, you were so house fucked last night that you thought you were speaking Arabic and that your boxers were space pants. You were also throwing up via your nose and mouth simultaneously the entire time.
by Kataclyzmic May 25, 2011
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Jason: what time is it?
Kristi: 9 o'clock
Jason: The clock says nine so it's an hour earlier.
Kristi: I already changed the clocks.
Jason: Damnit!! I'm time fucked.
Kristi: 9 o'clock
Jason: The clock says nine so it's an hour earlier.
Kristi: I already changed the clocks.
Jason: Damnit!! I'm time fucked.
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It is the type of brother you do not want at your slumber party. Additionally, these people shower with their dog, cut carrots with their teeth and spit them into salad, and make loud cackling noises when they laugh.
by Fartin' Martin December 10, 2013
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I was just GRAMMAR FUCKED by Kylie's status update. Those three sentences had 17 grammar errors. 17 MOTHER FUCKING ERRORS.
by RedPenQueen March 4, 2014
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by The urban spitta June 22, 2014
Get the foam fucked mug.Coming from your weekend, you finish your day at work and afterwards you aren't just exhausted, you're in a delirious stupor and totally fucked.
Hey, are you okay? Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!
Um, no. It's much worse than that. I'm Monday Fucked.
Um, no. It's much worse than that. I'm Monday Fucked.
by Srslywtf December 11, 2014
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Tony is always nice to Sarah first period, but during second period all he does is talk bad about her and say how she is the scum of the earth. Tony is a total two faced friend.
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