Ding Dong

When a bitch grabs a dick, pulls hard to make a man scream.

My boy didn't show up at my house, so I Ding Dong ditch his ass.

by GordanBombay October 24, 2011

six-inch hollow dong

1. Plastic or silicone extension that slips over top of an undesired penis. (The natural penis is not desired because of its small size.)

Tessa: "Your penis is pretty, but it is too short. It is not getting the job done."

Sam: "I sure wish I had a bigger wiener."

Tessa: "Here. Put this six-inch hollow dong on!"

by Lilly Ann April 7, 2009

Dong Dribble

1. Semen

2. When a man ejacualtes

bill: whats that on my bed?

liam: oh just a bit of dong dribble

by TCL September 10, 2007

gong dong

A very wide penis (or as what we might call a chode) usually found on a chinese person.

"man that chinese dude must have a gong dong"

by Luke Peterson April 1, 2007

dong

adj: to be completely done with something, moment in which one is over an idea or fact, to be contently filled with food, or can be used to show that one is ready to move on to the next subject or matter at hand.

I'm so fucking dong right now.
Dong and dong.
Me:" Hey, are you dong yet?"
You: "No.... (5 seconds elapsed) alright, dong."
Dong!

by iamdapimppanther October 11, 2011

Soggy Dong

A wet Penis. Can be covered with any juice that your mind desires. Largely, the soggy dong is usually thought of as being covered in mustard, ketchup, or any other liquid used at your local fast-food restaurant. Once wet, the penis is usually dried with a towel or any other object that can bring the penis to a light wetness.

David-OMFG! Charlie had the wort soggy dong last night.

Brandon- Yeah i know, i was sucking it so hard last night.

David- Dude! Your Gay!

Brandon- (Unhappy Face)

by Mark Koslow December 15, 2007

donk-de-dong

pronounced just as it sounds, referring to one's large penis. This term is not used for bragging rights or comparisons to John Holmes. By definition; longer and wider than a jumbo magic marker. anything smaller than that and all I have to tell you is, "sorry."

I'll take my donk-de-dong and give her a poke or two. or My donk-de-dong is so big I could bitch slap you with it from here.

by master donk-de-dong September 8, 2006