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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand

And he said to the man, running the stand: "Hey! Bom bom bom, My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.

I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone."

I wanted to do a jojo reference but some one already did "Oh? You're approaching me?" :/
You, minding your own business:

a duck walked up to a lemonade stand (he has a hand k1nk): "Hey! Bom bom bom, My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.

I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone."

You: "Dude, what the hell?
by MemphisTN120 May 4, 2022
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Hot duchess

When your 13 year old off-spring has a wet fart or shart under thicc bed covers
"maw, I had a hot duchess in my bed"
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Donald Duck

If Joe Biden is Joe Vibin, then Donald Trump must be Donald Duck.
Donald Trump nick name is Donald Duck.
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THE COMFY DUCKLING

WHEN ONE OF YOUR MALE FRIENDS STARTS SPOONING YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND YOU DO NOT FIGHT IT...HOWEVER YOU NESTLE YOUR BEHIND CLOSER TO HIS CROTCH...JUST LIKE A DUCKLING SHAKING HIS TAIL FEATHERS
Dude, last night Tom passed out and Scott started spooning him...Tom realized it was Scott and actually pulled The comfy Duckling!
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cup of insta duce

A cup of coffee; making you instantly run to drop a duce once consumed
Steve; how is your cup of insta duce? You will be spackling in T-minus 10 minutes.
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To giant ducks

A verb, perfect for when you want to turn someone down and confuse them at the same time.

A verb ideal for when you don't have plans but need to say you do.
Mark: "Hey, wanna grab some coffee later?"
Janie: "I'm sorry, I have to giant ducks, I'm swamped."

Teacher: "Where were you yesterday? Skipping class?"
Student: "No, no, of course not, I had to giant ducks."

Parent's note: "Please excuse Shelby from school tomorrow, she will have to giant ducks."
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Picking Your Duck

Pluckin ya 'nads.
Cleanliness is next to Godliness...so is picking your duck.
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